Topic: They Walk Amoung Us
creationsfire's photo
Fri 06/29/07 09:43 AM
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back again . . . same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. This actually happened to me in Austin at MoPac Blvd and Parmer Lane
...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free." She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
...............They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for some time, she shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."
...............They Walk Am ong Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
..............They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
...............They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a soda run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The Cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
...............They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"
...............They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
...............Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF ALL.................... they VOTE!

Mikeshere's photo
Fri 06/29/07 10:02 AM
lol i use to work at retail i have made a few mistakes like that lol yes i am one who walks among the rest..

creationsfire's photo
Fri 06/29/07 10:11 AM
laugh I've been guilty of the same, that's why I found it so damned funny......laugh

kymount's photo
Fri 06/29/07 10:22 AM
once while at my dads house my uncle came and parked his car behind mine i was leaving and asked him ,can you move your car and let me out ? his reply was"where are you parked at " . they not only walk amoung us someof them drive

Mikeshere's photo
Fri 06/29/07 10:25 AM
lol creation glad to hear I'm not alone lol

gardenforge's photo
Fri 06/29/07 03:37 PM
I used to work at a large retail store and this actually happened to me. A man came in and said he needed to return the digital camera he bought because the instruction CD would not play in his CD player. I told him the reason was the disk was a graphics program for his computer. He said Oh I don't have a computer.

A lady came in one day and said the camera she had purchased a few days before didn't work and she thought the battery was dead because the camera wouldn't do anything. I asked her what was the last thing it did and she said it made a whirring noise and then quit. I opened the camera took out the rewound roll of exposed film, told her to get that developed and put in a new roll of film and she would be back in business.

Yes they walk amoung us

MynDLash's photo
Fri 06/29/07 09:59 PM
lmao...yeh, i know all about it.
i was standing in my kitchen making me a sandwhich when my mom walked in and said, "what are you doing?"
so as has been said they DO walk among us! lol