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y do love hurts sumtimes
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It works both ways...the amount of pain it can give you, when it's wrong...
is equal to the amount of joy you can feel, when it's right. |
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You stop setting goals for yourself...you stop adding things to your bucket list... you do, however start planning your own funeral. That's sad. I have to say I think differently. Plan adventures, add to bucket list, have a life and live it to the fullest. I have another two year but I don't intending on planning my funeral. Life is what you make it. I just caught that... "another two years?" |
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Ballbusting
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It is actually pleasurable for some...just like heel sounding...
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I need a wife
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crystal tell us more about this rent a maid with options Well' ... There's the Budget package, cleaning only and no choice in what she looks like... ... Maid Extra, which includes cooking. ...VIP Girl: cleaning, cooking, you get to choose the type of woman and what you want her to wear. BJs are allowed for a specified price (check the website) ... The top package is Dream Girl: she cooks, cleans, you can choose a type, and... she spends the night, all activities included. For more details and prices, advantages of renting a maid for at least half a year, check the rent-A-maid website. As long as she keeps all the knobs in the house polished, I'm in... |
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Dear NFL...If I'm going to watch people on their knees...I'll watch Porn.
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I want best girl friend
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I've seen a stripper with that very tattoo across her azz...her name escapes me at the moment.
I was thinking someplace else that reads G A P E as a prelude ((0))...hellloooooooo....wait for the echo. |
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I want best girl friend
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I want best girl friend
Best of what? If you have a bag of cookies and all of them are stale, the best one in the bag is still stale. Your OP implies that you have many girlfriends and are looking for the best of the bunch? LOL, Girlfriends are not commodities, they are women that are also people. As far as I know, they aren't graded like meat? At least I have never seen a woman with Grade A Prime Choice stamped on them. [[hmmm, tattoo idea]]] I've seen a stripper with that very tattoo across her azz...her name escapes me at the moment. |
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Take a knee...Pop a knee...instant Karma.
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what is this
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Chat internationally..date local? Local Penicillin is cheaper... |
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The web is a cesspool...
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I want best girl friend
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I want a bad one...a very bad one...
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I need a wife
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How 'bout 'rent-a-maid'? It's not polite to call her the maid...until the honeymoon is over. |
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talk time, lets chat
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In my youth, girls with braces went to the top of the list...ahhh, sweet pain.
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One side love It's "Love"... ...not "Shish-kabob" |
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trust
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You've been naughty...now be nice.
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I thought about it
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Self bondage can be very dangerous...only for those who have studied the consequences.
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How to catch a man .....
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The clean shaven look ... is a bait many women adore ... integrity ... you look handsome in your new pic I'm a sucker for a clean shaven lady, also... mounds of love... |
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It rubs the lotion on its skin... it does this whenever it's told.
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Do guys dont really cry?
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Toe cramp in the middle of the night will do it for me.
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Indian Cuisine
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My first wife was Indian...mixed with a West Indies flare...food was tasty
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