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Reaching Mark
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Run Mark run!
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Broken arms...
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Dr. told me I have to stop masturbating...
I asked him, "why?"... He replied.."because I'm trying to give you a physical". |
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But who has the best "make-up sex"?
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Go easy or you'll dent the fontanel..
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Topic:
love
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Or...just find someone completely nuts.
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Ms. Ideal Girl
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a simple n cute one with good body figure ^^^^^ |
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Topic:
woman's mind
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Remember the movie, "Fantastic Voyage" It was a problem getting in... You have to pick the right orafice. Spellcheck fail |
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Topic:
woman's mind
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Remember the movie, "Fantastic Voyage"
It was a problem getting in... You have to pick the right orafice. |
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Topic:
marriage
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Not if they're inflatable...
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Topic:
40/50 something men
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I hope so...sent her a lot of money to pay for plane fare.
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Topic:
Meaning of Perfect Date
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When you order breakfast from room service the next morning.
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Topic:
Awwww.......
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I think we should clamp down on
Nipple Day...now where did I put those dam things.🗜🗜 |
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Topic:
do you want to be taken
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Munches on a long hard cucumber and laughs .. hmmmm I think o know how to take a man Werkin' the Gherkin'... |
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Topic:
hello baby
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in the closet with all the wallpaper max But I just came out of the closet...I'm so confused. |
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Topic:
hello baby
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Now where am I gonna get paste?...wait, hold on.
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Topic:
do you want to be taken
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Buy me dinner first...
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Topic:
Species Regression...
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I have to agree I don't see the fascination with the spinner,but then I saw a commercial today advertising a toy called Doggie Do..and it's a plastic dog that poops plastic pellets (say that fast five times.LOL) ..comes with it's own pooper scooper..I mean really..2 freakin stupid ... I had a... "Betsy Wetsy"... growing up. I learned a lot about women from that doll...I miss her. |
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Topic:
Love Until It Hurts.
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If your own life starts to deteriorate... you have to let them go. That's why i let go Max...no matter how hard it is. But hey!i can't pm you Master.What happened sir? Check your Block filter...you may have put me in purgatory. |
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Topic:
unfaithful issue
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Women of course...they have all the right tools for grabbing attention.
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If I dress it in a little tuxedo... can you kneel down and take care of it for me?
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