Community > Posts By > Maxsterx

 
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Sun 06/18/17 07:15 PM
Stop doing that...you'll go blind.shades

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Fri 04/28/17 04:22 AM


Are you a vet ???

My dogs drool at the sight of food or another dog of the opposite sex spock

I have something in common with one of your doggies.tongue2

Actually...both.shades

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Fri 04/28/17 04:22 AM

Are you a vet ???

My dogs drool at the sight of food or another dog of the opposite sex spock

I have something in common with one of your doggies.tongue2

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Thu 04/27/17 08:09 PM


Nice to hear you're getting better, soufie flowerforyou
Tonight, I bring you vodka... ve drink like russians... ve drink vodka cold,
​neat and vithout ice. To your health, komrade!
drinker


Ve shtill haf hans!

In Russia...vodka drinks you!drinks

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Thu 04/27/17 04:37 PM
Your husband is a lucky man...tongue2

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Thu 04/27/17 07:34 AM


Why would they pay that much to hear a known liar speak?noway

That's how politicians launder money.shades

And take bribes.

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Thu 04/27/17 07:32 AM

Why would they pay that much to hear a known liar speak?noway

That's how politicians launder money.shades

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Thu 04/27/17 07:26 AM
Get 'em while they're young...
they don't age well.think

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Thu 04/27/17 07:23 AM
Having an affair with a coworker...
make sure you are in the same payscale.

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Thu 04/27/17 07:19 AM

Why does ex president Obama still have a "Spokesman"?

So he doesn't have to answer questions regarding his income to random people and it offers a layer of protection allowing for plausible deniability and scapegoating?

Because he can afford one?

Because it's his gay lover Bret and Bret needed a job since that pool cleaning gig fell through due to constantly being caught drunk and peeing in them, then doing burnouts on his motorcycle in their front yard after firing him? Such a bad boy!

Because a spokesman is ambulatory and teleprompters aren't?

Is there some reason ex president Obama shouldn't or can't have a spokesman?

Do you know if they are a full time spokesman or if this was one of those "a spokesman for Obama said..." where the press assigns the title to denote that it's more than random rumor and offers legitimacy to what the person is saying?

I think I need a "Spokesman"...for when I come sneaking in at 3am.shades

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Thu 04/27/17 07:18 AM
It's Micheal Jackson's "Thriller" up in here!ill

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Thu 04/27/17 05:11 AM
Obama "spokesman" defends $400,000 speaking fee addressing Wall Street...

Why does ex president Obama still have a "Spokesman"?whoa

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Wed 04/26/17 05:16 PM
I tried posting in the naughty section for months...finally gave up.think

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Wed 04/26/17 05:10 PM

Dental care is important to me. I notice a lot when someone my age or younger has missing side teeth. It's obvious when they talk. I wonder if it's because they don't floss. I floss every single day and all original teeth.

I'm losing my front teeth...I don't have dental, but I'm learning to play the banjo.biggrin

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Wed 04/26/17 04:53 PM


Key to successful relationship

Communication is Paramount.
It takes work !..but it should not feel like work...

Takes commitment... don't run away when It get tuff for complicated
Be open and honest...

And always remember you are each individual's...

And it doesn't hurt if you're really really good in bed...lol

run away when it gets complicated hhhmmm can you be more specific please

Run to my house.tongue2

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Wed 04/26/17 11:45 AM



..I want hot butter under the popcorn...
..

That's just silly.

I agree, butter on popcorn is gross, whether it's under or on top of it ill
Popcorn is supposed to be sugared, either with sugar or that toffee kind of stuff.

And cream outside the pie!tongue2

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Wed 04/26/17 08:18 AM


.ƚi ƚɘǫɿoʇ ,ʜO . . . ƚuodɒ ƨɒw ƚi ƚʜǫuoʜƚ I ,ɔiqoƚ ƨiʜƚ ʇo ɘlƚiƚ ɘʜƚ bɒɘɿ I nɘʜW


OMG, I went cross-eyed figuring that one out waving

That's reminds me of another one...
"Cross eyed before the orgasm" shades

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Wed 04/26/17 08:16 AM

Had a masochist cow.
It's cream would whip itself.

Nipple clamps would cost a fortune for those udders.tongue2

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Tue 04/25/17 06:50 PM

C'mon max I'm trying to eat my strawberry short cake.

Hahahaha...

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Tue 04/25/17 06:43 PM
Who knew...the best marital aid can be found at the local grocery...tongue2