Next Tuesday I am having hemmoroid surgery. The surgeon is going to do an exam with an scope, while I am under general anesthesia and if he finds some hemmoroid's he is going to remove them.

I will stay in the hospital overnight.

Has anyone had this type of surgery. Will I have a lot of pain afterwards?

I have some pain now.

I can be anyone u want me to be :

is it just me, or does the use of this word by our service men to describe every iraqi semi offensive? i'm sure it has roots in our knowledge of johny quest.

i find great irony how many lack an understanding of the word's meaning. a hajji is someone who has completed the trip to mecca. it is a term of respect, not prejudicial lumping of one racial group.

a term of respect turned into a racial tool

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now. .

No Jesus, No Christmas, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No
football, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Wal-Mart, No Home
Depot, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No chocolate chip cookies,
No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No
jambalaya, No Beer.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't
shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride
is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your
donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery?

i wear Givenchy...only

you can beg all you want.. it is what it is...

i would have to say IT....gotta luv that scary clown

its also james bond but in binary number

.that was the funniest ive read in a while.