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Topic: Why do muslins commit suicide
izzynavi's photo
Sun 11/19/06 01:13 PM
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now. .

No Jesus, No Christmas, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No
football, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Wal-Mart, No Home
Depot, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No chocolate chip cookies,
No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No
jambalaya, No Beer.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't
shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride
is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your
donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery?

iceprincess's photo
Sun 11/19/06 01:19 PM
so very true.LMAO god if our lives we're like tha we'd committ suicide
also.By the way if men get 70 virgins when they die what do the women
get 70 chip-N-dales? just curious

Tneal's photo
Sun 11/19/06 02:51 PM
I heard that when they do the suicide bombing they give their family
money. So they feel they are doing a service to their family by killing
themselves.

I just think its all SAD

iceprincess's photo
Sun 11/19/06 02:53 PM
it's a tragedy that they believe they're doing anyone a service with
what they believe and do

karmafury's photo
Sun 12/10/06 02:10 AM
ROFLMAO

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Sun 12/10/06 09:22 AM
70 virgins??..man that's just too much work and training...gimmie 1
kinky slut anyday LMAO

iceprincess's photo
Sun 12/10/06 09:25 AM
kinky slut no whore? oh i see you want it for free.LOL

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Sun 12/10/06 10:18 AM
LOL good one



but I think it's only 13 virgins eitherway I can't think of any sane man
that wants to be nagged by x number of women for eternity

iceprincess's photo
Sun 12/10/06 10:24 AM
their virgins as far as they know your good.lol shhhhhhhhh we won't tell
em the truth

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Sun 12/10/06 10:27 AM
I am good :Þ

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Sun 12/10/06 10:29 AM
the sad part is that their God is the same God as the
christians................they have followed the wrong path to him is
all, they (muslim radicals) think they're doing God's will

iceprincess's photo
Sun 12/10/06 10:30 AM
really............

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Sun 12/10/06 10:31 AM
I have a book here about the rise of the muslim religion, it's very good
reading, though, not something I choose to follow

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Sun 12/10/06 10:45 AM
yep, the Muslim and Christian God is one in the same. The Muslim Quaran
and Jewish Koran are pretty much the same too.

PublicAnimalNo9's photo
Sun 12/10/06 10:48 AM
and yes Ice.. I WANT IT FOR FREE LMAO. Besides, if I'm dead I'll have no
money for whores, so sluts it is LOL

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Thu 04/10/08 12:59 PM

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now. .

No Jesus, No Christmas, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No
football, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Wal-Mart, No Home
Depot, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No chocolate chip cookies,
No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No
jambalaya, No Beer.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't
shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride
is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your
donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery?
............Attaboy........true words of wisdom.......I must say and to get rid of this MUSLIM TERRORIST SELF DESTRUCTIVE SYNDROM, the KNIGHT HOOD OF FREEDOM should use ICBMs & NAPAMS and yes send the survivors to Guantanamo.

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Thu 04/10/08 01:06 PM


Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to
commit suicide. Let's see now. .

No Jesus, No Christmas, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No
football, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No Wal-Mart, No Home
Depot, No pork BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No chocolate chip cookies,
No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No
jambalaya, No Beer.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy
next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing
from the guy in the tower.

More than one wife. You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't
shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride
is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey. But your
donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
I mean, really, is there a mystery?
............Attaboy........true words of wisdom.......I must say and to get rid of this MUSLIM TERRORIST SELF DESTRUCTIVE SYNDROM, the KNIGHT HOOD OF FREEDOM should use ICBMs & NAPAMS and yes send the survivors to Guantanamo.


noway
to stop radical terrorism just kill them all? Isn't that what their trying(we just have better weapons)?
How about to help solve there problems of poverty and hoplessness we plant an american flag and destroy poverty and sickness instead of the people? Then the same for Mexico.

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Thu 04/10/08 01:16 PM
But that would take ages and cost so much to us the tax payers,Dont you think the shor cut way is better.Cause its easier to be ignorant..............( Dude I was just being sarcastic) Thanks for the thought. You are one cool dudedrinker

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Thu 04/10/08 01:29 PM

But that would take ages and cost so much to us the tax payers,Dont you think the shor cut way is better.Cause its easier to be ignorant..............( Dude I was just being sarcastic) Thanks for the thought. You are one cool dudedrinker


I know but alot who read these beleive all is serious:tongue:
The American way-Kill em all let god sort it out

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Thu 04/10/08 02:00 PM
And this is in the jokes and funny stories because?????????

Read Malcolm X's autobiography to understand why after he completed his Haj, he turned away from Nation of Islam to embrace mainstream Islam.

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