I have some of my best sleep in a hotel. Unless the newly weds next door are making me vomit due to all the sex they are having.

We are going to venture into our deepest realms for our worst habits. Will you tell us? Each day will be a new sin. Vanity, envy, sloth, anger, greed, gluttony, and lust. Today we are focusing on vanity. Todays questioning statement:

Will you explain to the group why you are so damn beautiful?

Would you rather chew gum from under a New York City subway seat or lick a public toilet seat?

I can keep this going all night i found my game cards finally!

Thanks for that bit of info i am sure it will help a lot.

I am considering moving to North Carolina at about this time next year. Im thinking the Wilmington area or along the costal hwy anybody got any info about that area or North Carolina colleges or universities that would help with the transition?

Lafayette is going to die i believe that for sure. I can tell you eggs and tara will survive, and maryanne is definately going to die. Sam and sookie are going to be the sacrifices. One she is after sam and two she has a new obsession with sookie. What do you think?

You know if they didnt charge like 300 bucks a year to tell you ok you can match with 60 different people. They might be responsible for more marriage. But then again, i want to find my own mate.

Some of my favorite past times

Sure how many you want?

...Alabama! This is the place where you can see crazy rednecks gather at Talladega just to watch 40 cars go in circles. For several hours, oh and watch out for the riot if their favorite one crashes. Oh and dont forget the drunken fishing and bon fires. Hunting season is a holiday here. I think the average tooth count is 30 per town. More if you live in the city. Walmart is on every corner. We have 3 supercenter on the same road 10 miles apart from each other, they used to be regular walmarts when i was little. You know what a chicken farm smells like and it doesnt bother you. If it aint hank it aint music. Helen Keller is a role model and not just a blind and def girl. Getting your GED is an education. The professions here are mechanics, tree service people, or walmart employees. The fort is closed but still exists. And if you live in my county your effd because the pcbs have routed your insides and made you sick and you became rich because you sued the crap out of those ****ers. And the depot or one of the car plants is your dream job because they make all the money. Ok so maybe thats just my county and not all of Alabama. But close.

Ok, so i am at work and there is a cross dresser in here. He makes are really nice looking country woman with shims jean skirt outfit and heeled booties on burly but pretty. Oh and i dont get within 10 feet of crazies just for that point. I dont talk or greet them lol.

I live in the state of lonely, depressed, bored, horny, broke, and in need of a change.

On top of the shorts because he comes in after the fitting rooms close.

Other than work i dont get to get out much. M2 is a great place to meet and talk to various people. I dab into mutual match some but usually i just stick to the forums. I have posted some really good ones if i must say so myself. Most spark some good conversations.

I want a stalker, at least then i would know i am interesting. Where do i sign up for my own personal stalker?

Im a munchie and you talk to me, lol. Jk.

Speaking of odd men in walmart. My old store has an old man that comes in and tries on the womens bras and panties then puts on the womans shoes. On top of all that he wears red really short cheerleader shorts. So you can see all his stuff when he bends over.

If was one of the special education students. You know with various handicaps. But i believe he was cp. So he is not quite right mentally. So i felt bad for him, but still a funny story.

Security eventually escorted him out, but he was done by the time they got to him, lol

Another forum sparked this. So i just started my new walmart store 2 months ago. And about 3 weeks into my job i got the story of my life. Well turns out this kid i went to school with is walking through the store. We have several customers complaining about him. He is walking down the main aisles holding a magazine and....wait for it....he was masturbating, i mean balls out wanking it. I could not stop laughing.

True story happened to one of my friends a few nights ago. And i dont know when crab season is, i dont like the kind you boil and i have never had the kind you scratch.