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Another forum sparked this. So i just started my new walmart store 2 months ago. And about 3 weeks into my job i got the story of my life. Well turns out this kid i went to school with is walking through the store. We have several customers complaining about him. He is walking down the main aisles holding a magazine and....wait for it....he was masturbating, i mean balls out wanking it. I could not stop laughing.
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Another forum sparked this. So i just started my new walmart store 2 months ago. And about 3 weeks into my job i got the story of my life. Well turns out this kid i went to school with is walking through the store. We have several customers complaining about him. He is walking down the main aisles holding a magazine and....wait for it....he was masturbating, i mean balls out wanking it. I could not stop laughing. Uh......don't they have security |
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walking and wanking...hummm
did anybody call the cops on him, or just made him leave, or stop..or finish? |
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Another forum sparked this. So i just started my new walmart store 2 months ago. And about 3 weeks into my job i got the story of my life. Well turns out this kid i went to school with is walking through the store. We have several customers complaining about him. He is walking down the main aisles holding a magazine and....wait for it....he was masturbating, i mean balls out wanking it. I could not stop laughing. Uh......don't they have security security, yes. but it rotates...and it's not always a badge-carrying officer. i'm not sure, as an hourly asset protection associate...that i'd wanna toss someone who was wanking. you'd have to wonder what kind of drugs they are on. |
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walking and wanking...hummm did anybody call the cops on him, or just made him leave, or stop..or finish? Security eventually escorted him out, but he was done by the time they got to him, lol |
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Another forum sparked this. So i just started my new walmart store 2 months ago. And about 3 weeks into my job i got the story of my life. Well turns out this kid i went to school with is walking through the store. We have several customers complaining about him. He is walking down the main aisles holding a magazine and....wait for it....he was masturbating, i mean balls out wanking it. I could not stop laughing. Walmart sounds like a wild place |
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we used to have a guy that came in regularly and would...stand in the lingerie racks. he'd sniff deeply of anything that'd been tried on...he'd rub his face over the fabric like...well, like a lover.
management would kind of herd him off for a bit, but because there's no rule against sniffing clothing...um... one day i asked him to leave when he was getting a bit...winded...while stroking the nightgowns. |
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WTF?!!!! |
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we used to have a guy that came in regularly and would...stand in the lingerie racks. he'd sniff deeply of anything that'd been tried on...he'd rub his face over the fabric like...well, like a lover. management would kind of herd him off for a bit, but because there's no rule against sniffing clothing...um... one day i asked him to leave when he was getting a bit...winded...while stroking the nightgowns. OMG..I really got a visual there |
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Another forum sparked this. So i just started my new walmart store 2 months ago. And about 3 weeks into my job i got the story of my life. Well turns out this kid i went to school with is walking through the store. We have several customers complaining about him. He is walking down the main aisles holding a magazine and....wait for it....he was masturbating, i mean balls out wanking it. I could not stop laughing. Uh......don't they have security security, yes. but it rotates...and it's not always a badge-carrying officer. i'm not sure, as an hourly asset protection associate...that i'd wanna toss someone who was wanking. you'd have to wonder what kind of drugs they are on. If was one of the special education students. You know with various handicaps. But i believe he was cp. So he is not quite right mentally. So i felt bad for him, but still a funny story. |
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Gee......I only saw a streaker in Target one day.....
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Yeah, walmart is a load of fun. I remember one time someone left a pile of "something" on the floor of one of the dressing rooms. Caused quite a stink, pun intended. Good times...sometimes I miss working there...eh, not really.
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Another forum sparked this. So i just started my new walmart store 2 months ago. And about 3 weeks into my job i got the story of my life. Well turns out this kid i went to school with is walking through the store. We have several customers complaining about him. He is walking down the main aisles holding a magazine and....wait for it....he was masturbating, i mean balls out wanking it. I could not stop laughing. Uh......don't they have security security, yes. but it rotates...and it's not always a badge-carrying officer. i'm not sure, as an hourly asset protection associate...that i'd wanna toss someone who was wanking. you'd have to wonder what kind of drugs they are on. If was one of the special education students. You know with various handicaps. But i believe he was cp. So he is not quite right mentally. So i felt bad for him, but still a funny story. Well, atleast he was only violating himself. |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb0cpHJrA0w
Didnt know what to say..so I put this URL up... |
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Speaking of odd men in walmart. My old store has an old man that comes in and tries on the womens bras and panties then puts on the womans shoes. On top of all that he wears red really short cheerleader shorts. So you can see all his stuff when he bends over.
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Speaking of odd men in walmart. My old store has an old man that comes in and tries on the womens bras and panties then puts on the womans shoes. On top of all that he wears red really short cheerleader shorts. So you can see all his stuff when he bends over. does he wear the cheer shorts under the undies or on top of them? |
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Speaking of odd men in walmart. My old store has an old man that comes in and tries on the womens bras and panties then puts on the womans shoes. On top of all that he wears red really short cheerleader shorts. So you can see all his stuff when he bends over. but yes, we get men trying on bras. sometimes i even have to measure them, lol. |
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Speaking of odd men in walmart. My old store has an old man that comes in and tries on the womens bras and panties then puts on the womans shoes. On top of all that he wears red really short cheerleader shorts. So you can see all his stuff when he bends over. |
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Another forum sparked this. So i just started my new walmart store 2 months ago. And about 3 weeks into my job i got the story of my life. Well turns out this kid i went to school with is walking through the store. We have several customers complaining about him. He is walking down the main aisles holding a magazine and....wait for it....he was masturbating, i mean balls out wanking it. I could not stop laughing. Uh......don't they have security yeah but who wants to be monitoring those cameras? |
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