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Sat 11/14/09 11:20 PM
Hey There

I am interested in dating & relationship with a woman around my age in Toronto area. I am 21, I am a student and I work amongst other things.

Please do not hesitate to ask questions or anything on your mind.


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Sat 11/14/09 11:14 PM

careful,you could end up in Branson with Yakov Smirnov.It's comedy death!


Father Stalin and Mother Russia would be proud

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Sat 11/14/09 11:09 PM

"i love deees country"
"i break you"..........."if you dont date me"


ok, I use 2nd one, because first one is not true, I cannot stand America, when I save enough money I move away.

Supporting American troops is like supporting murderers IMO, how may innocent souls did they kill and rape? but thats another issue.


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Sat 11/14/09 11:03 PM

try beating your chest with your fists and scream "BEEFCAKE SAID NOW!"


lol kidding aside though can I meet Communist women in America, wanna make father Lenin proud.

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Sat 11/14/09 10:58 PM

"shut up and get in the truck"

always works for me


I have a honda civic, I will say"shut up and get civilized" will that work?

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Sat 11/14/09 10:56 PM
Last few times I asked I failed.

I asked a girl the following: "would you like to take me on a date?"

and another one I said to her: "wanna come to my house and pet my rabbit?"

last one I said: "your kindness reminds me of my grandma"

So 3 strikes and I am out. I am helpless. My English is not the best too.

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Sat 11/14/09 10:52 PM
Ok, so lets say I go to a girl, what do I say to her?

How do I ask her out?

I am fairly confident, but I have a Russian accent and I am a Communist which is a barrier too.

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Sat 11/14/09 10:42 PM
So what's the best place to find a girl to get into a dating scenario?
I guess my disadvantage being short and no girls like that, and I am kinda bulky in a way which may be a turn-off.

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Sat 11/14/09 10:38 PM
Here is my situation I am kinda embarrassed about. I am 21 years old, never have been with a girl and never intimate with a girl. I am now trying to find a girl, but it's hard due to lack of experience.

I guess I should get some nice clothes, but what do girls like to see on guys generally speaking? I am kinda short at 5 foot 9 and I wear glasses, should I get contacts instead?

Any tips greatly appreciated from women and men, I just want to get out and date some women but its much harder than I thought.

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Mon 08/03/09 07:34 PM
Outgoing woman with a good heart.

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Sat 07/18/09 02:05 PM

soy or whey protein. Eat a lot of oatmeal, peanut butter, nuts, and tuna fish.


Agree, basically eat healthy food with maximum calories.

You can add a supplement called Weight Gainer, it has around 1000 calories when mixed with milk, tastes good and also has a lot of protein.

I use Universal Real Gains and also Muscle Juice for Weight Gainers, as I am on the same path as you.

How much weight do you wanna put and whats your timeframe?

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Mon 07/13/09 04:03 PM






That movie was sickening, I felt sick the entire day after watching the movie.

I imagine this is what gay porn looks like, this movie is the closest thing to it.

But I watched it just to support my Jewish friend Sasha, thanks everyone for giving money for seeing ***** and dildos on a screen.

Borat was much much better because it was original, Bruno's style and his gay jokes are old.

Definitely not a genious movie, just some sick degenerate jokes, but thats my two cents.

So you watched this sick thing (and felt sick because of it) to support the sicko that made it! How sickening!



Man that is some sick s***

Sick **** would be someone shitting in someone else's mouth which then makes the shittee sick!


I watched the movie obviously I did not know it was sickening from the commercial. If you think watching ***** in your face is a pretty site, go all for it, not my thing though, I have nothing against gays either way.

More than half of it was obviously staged=fake.

But I gotta support my Jewish brother Sacha, just don't complain why the Jews are so rich when you give your money away to them, smarty pants.

So if it was so sick why stay and watch the whole movie? Could have left having supported your Jewish "brother" already, having bought the ticket. And he was far better as Ali G. And since when have I given money to Jews?! Never paid to watch any of his movies!


Regardless of whether you paid or not, you talking and applauding the movie will encourage other to see it, so thats where the real money comes from.

As for staying for the whole movie, I thought it would get a bit better (which it did) but was not enough to make me forget the beginning.

Anyway, everyone has their own opinion.

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Mon 07/13/09 03:49 PM




That movie was sickening, I felt sick the entire day after watching the movie.

I imagine this is what gay porn looks like, this movie is the closest thing to it.

But I watched it just to support my Jewish friend Sasha, thanks everyone for giving money for seeing ***** and dildos on a screen.

Borat was much much better because it was original, Bruno's style and his gay jokes are old.

Definitely not a genious movie, just some sick degenerate jokes, but thats my two cents.

So you watched this sick thing (and felt sick because of it) to support the sicko that made it! How sickening!



Man that is some sick s***

Sick **** would be someone shitting in someone else's mouth which then makes the shittee sick!


I watched the movie obviously I did not know it was sickening from the commercial. If you think watching ***** in your face is a pretty site, go all for it, not my thing though, I have nothing against gays either way.

More than half of it was obviously staged=fake.

But I gotta support my Jewish brother Sacha, just don't complain why the Jews are so rich when you give your money away to them, smarty pants.

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Mon 07/13/09 03:33 PM
That movie was sickening, I felt sick the entire day after watching the movie.

I imagine this is what gay porn looks like, this movie is the closest thing to it.

But I watched it just to support my Jewish friend Sasha, thanks everyone for giving money for seeing ***** and dildos on a screen.

Borat was much much better because it was original, Bruno's style and his gay jokes are old.

Definitely not a genious movie, just some sick degenerate jokes, but thats my two cents.

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Tue 06/30/09 11:05 PM

Now boys, you behave or I will have to give out some spankings pitchfork


Please do, I have been a very bad boy lately, as rough as u like it.

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Tue 06/30/09 11:00 PM
Chillax, dude, I am not even that smart.

You were the one who seemed offended and personally attacked me, I just stated my opinion.

Lets agree to disagree.

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Tue 06/30/09 10:27 PM
Doesnt look like anybody here played soccer in a good team but myself.

US really messed up, shows their weak mentality.

The second half they were honestly raped every second by Brazil.

The fact that US came so far makes it much more painful and dissapointing for them to lose.

Think about this analogy:

You are a great student in high-school, you apply to the best Universities and you only get your 2nd choice = dissapointment (=US).

Versus

You are a terrible student in high-school and you get into a bad college or not at all (which is predictable, not dissapointing).

See the difference there?

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Mon 06/29/09 07:45 PM
Remember Greece won the Euro in 04, and they are still a terrible team regardless.

Doing well in one tournament does not mean anything, doing well on multiple tournaments over years builds a ranking and a reputation.

Being proud of a team and claiming the team is suddenly considered a threat are completely different.

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Sun 06/28/09 09:51 PM




HAHA Brazil Beat US 3-2, good job US, you got us all fooled.

Shows you who is the real talent.


if it took brazil to the last few minutes to put the USA away, it really doesn't say much about their talent, does it?

the USA certainly isn't known as a soccer powerhouse.


doesn't matter, US was leading 2-0 and US is known as a good soccer team, yet they were beaten by a third-world country. US are a bunch of loser, to lose so much momentum in the second half to any team is the definition of a loser, and I played soccer for many years and in many good teams, so I know a thing or two about Football.


Dude. George Bush isn't president anymore. You can stop hating the United States now.


I hate every country in the world, not only the US.

Both US and Brazil are good teams, but losing 3-2 after leading 2-0 and having 3 goals against you in the second half, they should be ashamed. US played like women in the second half, no offence.

I played high-school soccer and played outside high-school in a high soccer league, and I understand the mentality of the game better than most.

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Sun 06/28/09 04:49 PM


HAHA Brazil Beat US 3-2, good job US, you got us all fooled.

Shows you who is the real talent.


if it took brazil to the last few minutes to put the USA away, it really doesn't say much about their talent, does it?

the USA certainly isn't known as a soccer powerhouse.


doesn't matter, US was leading 2-0 and US is known as a good soccer team, yet they were beaten by a third-world country. US are a bunch of loser, to lose so much momentum in the second half to any team is the definition of a loser, and I played soccer for many years and in many good teams, so I know a thing or two about Football.