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Wed 01/16/08 08:41 AM
Here's some snow for ya. You can have it all.laugh

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Wed 01/16/08 08:40 AM
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Wed 01/16/08 08:03 AM
Subject: A Billion
- food for thought


THINK ABOUT IT!!



This is too true to
be very funny


The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.

A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth
on two feet.
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and
20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New
Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?

A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of
New Orleans
(every man, woman, child), you

each get $516,528.
B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in

New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.
C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family

gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??

Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.

Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.

Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.

Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.

Put these words upon his tomb,
Taxes drove me to my doom!'

And when he's gone,
We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!!!


Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Perm it Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone
State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to 'press 1' for English.

I hope this goes around THE USA
at least 100 times!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED??????

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Tue 01/15/08 09:12 PM
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Wed 12/26/07 09:30 PM
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To the real man

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Fri 12/21/07 10:25 AM
soothing

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Fri 12/21/07 10:23 AM
it won't GO

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Fri 12/21/07 10:06 AM
kicking

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Fri 12/21/07 09:48 AM
People watching people

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Fri 12/21/07 09:46 AM
Thank you
Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you.flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou :heart:

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Fri 12/21/07 09:39 AM
So funny you arelaugh laugh :tongue:

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Fri 12/21/07 09:37 AM
Diving

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Fri 12/21/07 09:36 AM
Drew07_2
Never thought of it that way.
Very true
Thank youflowerforyou

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Fri 12/21/07 09:25 AM
Yeahhhhhhh Mikey
Congratsflowerforyou drinker flowerforyou
drinker flowerforyou drinker
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Fri 12/21/07 09:11 AM
wet and wild

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Fri 12/21/07 09:09 AM
B-baiting

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Fri 12/21/07 09:07 AM
Merry Merry Christmas to all

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Fri 12/21/07 09:04 AM
Your brother should be kicked to the curb and when his wounds heal he my realize that the challenge should be about survival. You young man need to decide what you want in life and do it soon. I'm not well off but I am comfortable and my son came from me only. His father was a drunken druggie.
Good luck in what you choose to do and do it with all ya got.
The relationship can wait until you establish yourself in which time your chioce of a partner will be greater

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Fri 12/21/07 08:51 AM

Well anyone who has a family at my age is pretty stupid. I don't know too many people who can afford to have a career at age 19 unless supported or funded by a parent or family member. Although my money to my family may not seem like much without it we would not be able to afford the bills seeing as how I live in a poor family that can barely pay the bills. So thanks for making a generalization against me maybe next time you should keep your nose where it belongs and not get snippy with me. I'm going to school so in a couple years I can support myself and possibly a family.

Back off "GANGSTA"
Point made, I came from a welfare poor single parent childhood myself and my mother was a drunk but I have a crimanl justice degree and I own and fully run 2 businesses and my 24 yr old son owns and runs his own business and has since he was 19. So I'm not being snippy, I came from dirt just like you, but never to forget where I came from. I DID brush it off. Helping your family is the best thing for you right now but this thread was based on dating so I put out the fact that peoples lifestyles do matter.

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Fri 12/21/07 08:16 AM
I was attempting to make a point without stabbing someone.flowerforyou
However this really couldn't be answered by any of us unless we were all from the same age group. REASON When a 19 yr old turns 25, older women maybe all he dates in which time he may move from his mothers residence and be called a responsible adult. I have dated older and younger men but none lived with thier parent all had better than good jobs and were responsible adults. I have always gone by maturity and responibilty not age.

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