Yeah *BUTTONS* collector ya think.

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.


Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat..
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.
See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect
us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them
makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color . Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like
nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we
know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh

NICE G.I> JOE pix *Phoenix*


And yes Gypsy I think some do just collect. I had one guy request me and
he never put in a message and I had him on for about 2 months and never
talked, at that time he had aprox 600 people I deleted him and he
requested me again so I went to his propfile and he now has over 1000 so
I blocked him. Crazy

Welcome Christina
Jump right in and have fun

lol o.k

BTW Good morning lol
Was just wondering with all the bad animal food out there latley with
the ( I think fertilizer) in it.

Tulip EEEEWWWWWWWWW have they always done that?

Thought we started a new one lol

done

wise

c'mon folks L L L

hive

rite

love

mite

If I was going to work that hard to turn the other cheek and forgive it
wouldn't be in a relationship with a loser that cheated. I couldn't
sleep next to a person after that none the less make love to them.

They can't all be worked no matter how hard one tries. In relationships
like that most are one sided. And it's hard to work that out.

lol @ lady (bobbit)
There are many and we will never know them all but lack of interest in
the relationship, bordem and lack of courage to leave, fear, financial
stability are a few and most but not all are excuses not reason good or
bad.

I don't know you but prayers 4 u.
Sit back and relax for awhile and take it easy.