Womens Language Translated
Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

We need... = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want... = You�ll pay for this later.

We need to talk... = I need to complain.

Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

In response to What's wrong?: The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an idiot!



Hey it's my secret to understanding what women want, remember Im the "Real Man" didn't want to tell my secrets but I'm not scared of competion, LMFAO

Cooly

ok, funny, and SOME are true, but the say~one~thing~and~really~mean~another ones: SO NOT TRUE!

To the real man

Did you ever date a woman? Doesn't sound like it from what you "think" she means.

hhmm and this information comes from where????

To answer that, that was a request their duckie
To you Romantic lady, I'm the stoneromancer the "Real Man", did ya ever read it in the peom/quote area
Most can't handle it sounds like u
I'll pull it up for ya

I'm just a hopeless Romantic who likes to have fun
Bet ya laughed at the man sided joke huh
Cooly

Whenever I find a "Real Woman" I'll let ya know
My real secret is just to listen
I hope Shameless hurries and sends me those patches, shes kinda lifeless here, Wheres my pump

g2g for now
I owe I owe so off to work I go
Cooly

None of that is true...

Yes = Yes

No = No

Etc...

Most of us DO NOT talk in circles... although there are the few that ruin it and confuse you poor men. and spoil it for the rest of us.

Hmmmm let me count how many are like that hmmm nope don't know any
Now how many like the mystery and confussing us poor men, hmmmmm

All of them

Smile it's just a joke, don't beat me Master

Cooly

and ill give u....nothing