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Fri 02/12/10 06:13 PM
has mscherbear had surgery

you got hot

if not, can you tell me where you got that camera, cos i need one like it



Yellowrose, you liar. you have to be nice to pass the moderaters test

who took that test for you, huh?

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Fri 02/12/10 06:08 PM
NO!! its not okay

he should get a bucket big enough to fit his head in, easily, with plenty of room.

then, get 1 shovel of gravel, two shovels of sand and a half shovel of cement.

mix them together and put them in the bucket. add a half litre of water, and mix again.

okay?

now put your head in the bucket and wait 22 hours

make sure you keep your hands and feet free from the bucket, as you`ll need them to flail about as you run around panicing

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Fri 02/12/10 05:42 PM

Upon further consideration of this polemic discussion, I have come to the conclusion that it is immpossible to literally jerk one's @ss. The jerking is a non figurative movement. Therefore it is a metaphorical, figure of speech.


if i was to place my little man in the hands of a woman.

and i was to drive back and forth in order to relive myself.

is she still jerking me off? even tho shes not moveing?

if so, by the basic geographical location of my arse and my pink lady pleaser, am i jerking my arse by association

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Fri 02/12/10 05:38 PM
i saw a few episodes from.. im guessing 1960 something.

i cant belive how camp it was

and batmans utility belt, didnt even have a buckle let alone grappleing hooks and sonic screwdrivers


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Fri 02/12/10 05:30 PM
JERK MY BEEF!!!



said batman


okay, said robin with a big smile

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Fri 02/12/10 05:16 PM




So if someone calls you a tightass does that mean you have to have somebody loosen your nuts?


I hate it when you get all philosophical and chit......laugh


I'm just jerking ya around.

Hold on to your butt.


Holding..now what?


photos woman... photos spock

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Fri 02/12/10 05:13 PM
religion v fiction. hmmmmmm

if i belive strongly enough in the plot

and i convince 100 other people to belive it too... respected people, docters, engineers etc.

then surely any film/book/cartoon can become a religion?

i read a book, it had what I think, were good moral messages. infact i could say that i want to live my life in a new way, purely because of this book and its messages.

the book is called "peter and the wolf" and i am a follower of the teachings in the script.
you may find that you interperate the book differently from me. but it is my opinion that anyone who does not belive that peter and the wolf are the creators of earth and the universe and everything. then they will not be allowed into the members only bar. instead, they will be sent to starbucks.... a non functioning starbucks with no exit.. and poo on the walls... and in all the cups

but to be honest, god wrote the narnia chronicles BEFORE he wrote the bible one.

or was it c.s.lewis

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Fri 02/12/10 04:55 PM
thats why i look like this
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<


24 hours a day, 369 days a year, i have this pained expression as i try to recall my name

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Fri 02/12/10 04:53 PM


but could he have NSA sexual encounters?


i need a comprahensive answer


well of course....don't you remember the song "I got no strings"????
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl



you know what... i dont.
im one of those people who did copiuss amounts of drugs in my teens, and now i cant remember anything before my 22 birthday.
ohwell whoa


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Fri 02/12/10 04:33 PM
but could he have NSA sexual encounters?


i need a comprahensive answer

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Fri 02/12/10 04:26 PM
he would get circumsised, and send you the foreskin, inside a matchbox, rapped in used toilet paper. and delivered by a barbershop quartet, who upon delivery will sing, im too sexy for my foreskin, too sexy for my shirt. so sexy it huurts

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Fri 02/12/10 04:21 PM
i have a better question, smartguyincognito

could pinnocio have NSA sexual incounters. ??

im sure jiminy cricket was a pimp

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Fri 02/12/10 04:02 PM

hey im going to see my friends at brock university tomorrow if you are down for an NSA hookup message me


is it possible for 2 puppets to have a NSA meeting??

slightly off topic but an important question all the same.

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Fri 02/12/10 03:53 PM
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH FOR FECKS SAKE



GET A ROOM!!

realy, its embaressing. like two horny teenagers.


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Fri 02/12/10 03:45 PM
i used to care, then God visited me and explained that, realy, theres no point.

i asked God to explain, but God just shrugged his shoulders and said "Pffffft... whats the point, you`ll just do what you want anyway"

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Thu 02/11/10 04:58 PM
you`re such a lier

you can see the wiped stains!!!!

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Thu 02/11/10 04:47 PM
ub 40~ watchdogs

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Thu 02/11/10 04:26 PM

I'd have to agree...especially on the case of Ginger's outfit there scared



pornography for 14 year old british boys



and sunny

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Mon 02/01/10 05:34 PM
where can i buy pink overalls..... without being seen by anyone i know or am likely to ever know.

who can i get to take a picture of me wearing pink overalls

will this end badly

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Mon 02/01/10 03:59 PM
i was confused at first

and it only got worse

but i want some of whatever youve taken




quallity :thumbsup: