small wemons are easyer to throw around the bedroom

their little hands make your willy look enormous

its a power thing

but in truth, your not looking hard enough

personaly, i want a 9ft tall wemon with giant boobies and a cowboy hat, and who can run 30mph whilst im on her back.

so i bet you find yours before i find mine

all i saw when reading that was

"They ended up riding me to another bar"

"I tried to blow him off"

and you wonder why he got the wrong idea??

i only want to see flesh, well, flesh and nipples

but the best way to achieve this is to fool them into thinking your an atractive catch.

read profile

analyse

woo her

wait till shes vunerable

go after the tity pics

never mail her again

repeat

i think my eyes are broken

i have no idear how to read it, so i read it in one long go, no line pauses.

but it does run through very well. good write

now i need to fix my eyes somehow

so your kids are number 1? well i would have thought that was a given.

but to SHOUT IT IN LEX` FACE well that seems like you are trying to remind YOURSELF.

and if you need to remind yourself that your kids come first, then im now wandering what else you need to be reminded about

like wipeing your own arse
or
breathing


i never got a reply when i sent that to someone

that is quality

if it wouldnt cost me a squillion trillion godzillion pounds, id send you some flowers

just to put a smile on your face
and stop you reaching for your mace
because im allergic to pepper spray
thats all i have to say

so smile, your funny and beautifull

i`ll only be nice if you show me your BOOOOOBIES

its a pube gremlin

related to the common pubic louse, or "crab"

its been magnified a few thousand times tho

fair enough bud

i dont dissagree with that. but if someone is going to mail someone through atraction and interest, then they realy should read the profile

"Racist slurs, just to hurt and think funny.

Their disgruntled and pissed off, even if the days sunny!"




inspired

what!!

if your interested in someone, you like their face, you liked their post in a thread and your thinking of mailing them then why the hell dont you read their profile. it may contain something that lets you know they dont want your email... example Englishrose

or it will give you a 2, 5, 10 minute insight into who they are, wich will deffinatly help you to start a conversation that has a chance of going further than just her reading and deleting your mail

if you want to talk to her and expect a reply, then the least you can do is read the blurb she has writen for YOU.

if its too long, do you not mail her, or do you not read it and still mail her?

and i understand and symathyse with you. as a man, im constantly frustrated in the vast amount of uninteligable wemons. also im confused by the fact that as our population doubles, the amount of stupid men, quadruples. work that one out.

all im saying is, there are great people out here, but if you realy want to find one then you`re going to have to wade through the less atractive optoins in order to eliminate them from your search.

just try not to forget that every fool you come across, takes you one fool closer to finding a good man

i agree, if anyone wants to find someone then they have to put the time in and look. and that means sifting through the crap to find the dimond.

i was not saying all, or even most, wemons. i was saying these particular wemons


Chrissy, i didnt mean to sound ofensive. i forgot the

wanna show me your penis?

im pointing out the floor in the arguement of about 5 wemons, whos opinions are all on display for you to reference

haha, you know i bet your right. Its a good job i have an IQ of 165million to keep me warm on these cold lonely nights huh

and if that doesnt work, i`ll come onto mingle and slag of the self proclaimed nice guys/girls. Then open a thread complaining about how frustrateing it is that i only recieve mails from dumb wemons and its not fair because im so god damn awsome, infact... im a nice guy

contradiction? what contradiction

wtf happened here

there are a few wemons in here whineing and moaning. the reason men with brains, who are capable of writeing an interesting and funny email, to start to get to know you, well the reason they dont send emails to you, is your whineing moaning men hateing women.

after reading this thread, why would anyone contact you. i suggest you lower your bar and except the grunting cavemen who do mail you.

because otherwise, you`re going to be very lonely up there in your vanity castles.

"men this, men that. wtf is wrong with these damn men"

when it seems to be every man, then its more than likely.... YOU

if you all want to date? then why not write an email about yourself, and send it to all the men in your area?

"because 99% of replys will be from from idiot men who just want to see my boobs"

if you cant put the efort in, then thats your problem and you cant possibly expect to find anyone deacent.

Grrrrr

25 posts, i`ll let you in on something

no one realy means to come across as disscredating your question, some will agree some wont. we just express our opinions as strongly as we belive them.

i thought it was a good thread

now, wheres my alchahol

suerly if something has a probability, then its not impossible, just a varying degree of unlikely??

i personally find that when i think of the begining of time, i get a headache, feel sick and turn to drink.


just be carefull people, alchahol is a slippery slope