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Dear...
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Dear Hannah
i tried to be nice i tried to make friends and you choose to attack but my friends got my back so on their way to you today my army of spiders armed to the teeth ready to give you grief you`ll regret this day when my friends start to play cos their evil and coniveing i dout you`ll be surviveing so ba bye and good luck belive me, your fu... love the ghost of a ladybug |
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Dear...
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Dear Hannah
please help me come get me from where i lay i know how you feel cos i heard you say but flicking me with such force i mean, im not as tough as a horse so here i lay, legs broken, wings cracked my hope is fadeing, the light gets black please help me, im sorry i flew into you but your beuty clouded my veiw so here i lay i dont think i`ll last the day love, a very sorry ladybug |
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Cheers to some guy I like
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fair play bud
but the wink just makes me think you are deffinatly a scientist no worries |
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Dear Hannah
touch the fcuking bannana 
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Cheers to some guy I like
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im going to ask before Dan99 does
are you a scientist? |
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the mods requested i change my profile as everytime someone read it, they imeadiatly deactivated
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Before you die...
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I want to kick the living crap out of Lonetar well, that would be the last thing you did. cos my crap is fekin evil, and once out of me, it would smuther your face till you suffocated |
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i think its a fair asumption, that less men read profiles than women.
but, for every 10 boering, uncomplicated, lust driven men, there is probably 1 or 2 similer women i have to admit, im getting a bit sick of people assumeing that because most people are scum, we all must be. |
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Before you die...
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i want to build something amazeing like a church or a castle
im bored and wasted building these damn brick boxses but i`d want to do it alone, so it would take fekin years and there`s no way ima get planning permission for that. i`d also like to bang Megan Fox and Kiera Knightly. Together, seperatly, im not fussed |
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im seriously thinking of going to sleep but i feel like i might be on a roll having just begun posting in these forums, just moments ago. dont leave us or we will hunt you down like Leighanna hunts chocolate |
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the long and short of it
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"i should lern to write"
i dont even have one word to express my dumb struck awe for your skill so i`ll use my trusty smiley 
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Modest Mouse
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give us a link then
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Lonely
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nicely done
and you get lone`s bonus points for the day, for rhymeing ,solitude! "Eternity of solitude, Or will he bless me in multitude?" |
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ah, whats the point
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glad you like it peeps. Im off to hang myself
that was clearly a joke. |
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Have you ever wondered...
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...if you were gay? I'm not gay...but there was a time when I wondered if I was. Does everybody go through this? Just curious. I did, probably could do it if there was no penis involved...ugly things, aren't they? ...We could spoon together if you want Dict8. 
this made me cry with laughter funny fear is better than morbid fear |
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g'night Ruth.... Cartoons on a man's underwear "definitely" not sexy... Of course if I buy him silk heart undies, that's kinda cute for a special occasion.. 
**** <<<<< throws ALL his boxers away |
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<<<< throws his Mr men, Mr tickle pants in the bin, and puts on his Batman boxers
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snow patrol~ chaseing cars
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ah, whats the point
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whats the point in wishing
its like standing on the beach with no bait fishing whats the point of dreaming when you always end up back where you started in your bed screaming whats the point in hope like a one way wish alusive like the metaphorical fish will it happen? nope whats the point in life with no purpose no wishes no dreams no hope no luck and no wife so why do we keep going and keep our heads high when the truth we are knowing are lies must be missplaced trust it will happen it must |
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beaver tossing
wild moose slapping, sneak up, slapp moose around face, escape alive... easy |
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