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Wed 08/26/09 08:23 PM
meatloaf

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Wed 08/26/09 08:19 PM


Try leaving it up one night...then stumble into the bathroom in the dark while half asleep and attempt to pee sitting down. See how YOU like dunking your *** in ice cold toilet water.

Yeah... I cured my EX of this one though... LOL I came back to bed one night and dried off on him..
He remembered after that, I guess he didn't like the icy cold butt wask up call at 3 am.laugh
maybe thst explains why he is now your ex.....

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Tue 08/25/09 09:15 PM
archeologists have dug up a 10,000 year old sanitary towel,



they are still trying to decide what 'period' it came from!!!

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Tue 08/25/09 06:56 PM
what's the difference between burglary and buggery?





there's no difference,

either way, you get your back door kicked in and they leave a mess!!!

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Tue 08/25/09 06:49 PM
why do women moan so much when men leave the toilet seat up?

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Tue 08/25/09 06:41 PM
do all women cheat?


do bears **** in the woods?



is the pope a catholic?

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Tue 08/25/09 04:45 PM

Do all women cheat? At what point do you start blaming yourself rather then the girls you was with? What do you do to make sure it dont happen? Is there any way to forgive and forget?
dont blame yourself for women cheating. my ex-girlfriend cheated on me numerous times. and the reason....... she doesn't know. the slightest bit of attention she got from any man, she was away like a shot. how many times could i forgive her? i dont want to end uo another h.i.v. statistic.

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Thu 08/20/09 07:00 PM

How about "Hoorah"? Or "Jarhead"? Or both?

Yeah...I like it. Hoorah Jarhead Thomas. Has a nice ring to it. winking
why dont you just call him AR*E, that has a certain RING to it too.

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Thu 08/20/09 06:49 PM




two simple words is all that is needed for the problems in afghanistan, and iraq for that matter.......... NUCLEAR BOMBS.... problem solved!!!


really...just nuke a couple of countries? Turn them into tropical resorts for western tourists.. gawdwhoa
HELL YEAH!!! im not a racist but this world would be a safer place without muslims.



wow
just
wow
:cry: what
so are you trying to deny the world would be a safer place eithout muslims?

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Thu 08/20/09 06:44 PM


two simple words is all that is needed for the problems in afghanistan, and iraq for that matter.......... NUCLEAR BOMBS.... problem solved!!!


really...just nuke a couple of countries? Turn them into tropical resorts for western tourists.. gawdwhoa
HELL YEAH!!! im not a racist but this world would be a safer place without muslims.

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Thu 08/20/09 06:42 PM
is everyone missing the title of this thread? LOCKERBIE BOMBER. even if he was guilty, he didnt actually bomb lockerbie, so why is he referred to as such?

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Thu 08/20/09 06:32 PM
two simple words is all that is needed for the problems in afghanistan, and iraq for that matter.......... NUCLEAR BOMBS.... problem solved!!!

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Fri 08/14/09 02:31 PM

Maybe the ferret realised it wasnt going to get any sex out of you
maybe the ferret realised she used her mouth for talking!!! blushing

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Fri 08/14/09 02:27 PM
fifer is the 'nicest' nice man i know

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Fri 08/14/09 02:20 PM
a big hello and welcome, all the way from beautiful scotland.

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Fri 08/14/09 02:15 PM

a BIGrofl rofl rofl rofl
pmsl rofl

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Fri 08/14/09 02:10 PM
yes, if she promised not to slap me.

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Fri 08/14/09 02:00 PM
cute blushing

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Fri 08/14/09 01:57 PM

Do women still want chivalry???
why would women want chivalry when there's a wage packet to be had????? lol.

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Fri 08/14/09 01:53 PM
cold beer or ten with rara drinks
then maybe a kiss or two!!!

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