Very well done! I like em! lol

Mmm, I likes a ghetto booty, girl. I'm a real azz man, mm hmm!

Josh and Tony are talking one day, and Josh says to Tony," Man, how do you get all the ladies to look at you at the beach? I'm having trouble with that."

Tony says, "Well, what I do is put a potato in my bathing suit. The ladies love it, and you should try it out."

The next day, Josh puts a potato in his bathing suit and walks along the beach. But his problem now was that all the women were pointing and laughing at him. Later that day, he says to Tony, "Hey, I did what you told me, but all the ladies were just pointin and laughin at me!"

Tony chuckles and replies, "Josh, you're supposed to put the potato in front, man."

lol omg

Yes, we good men get turned down often for the pervs, jerks, and sickos.

Hmm, well you are just gonna have to get yer cute little azz over here to Music City, girl

Unshakeable

My biggest problem right now is not having a relationship. Does that count?

Wow, I tell you that the Lord is really softening my heart toward others by bringing up these situations with other people. Two other ladies the other day had issues, one being tests and possible surgery needed and one had marriage problems. I'll certainly pray for you.

1. What is your name: Clay

2. A four Letter Word: Can't

3. A boy's Name: Carl

4. A girl's Name: Claire

5. An occupation: Contractor

6. A color: Creme

7. Something you wear: Contacts

8. An animal: Conure

9. A food: Candy

10. Something found in the bathroom: Cologne

11. A place: Cafeteria

12. A reason for being late: Clock set incorrectly

13. Something you shout: Cool!

14. A movie title: Castaway

15. Something you drink: Cranberry juice

16. A musical group: Cranberries

17. A vegetable: Cauliflower

18. A street name: Concord Road

19. A type of car: Charger

20. The title of a song: Call On Me - Steve Winwood

LOL, this one had me rolling!

You're entirely welcome :)

Yes!

Do you like foot massages?

Meg, it's been a long time since I really prayed for someone else, but the Lord really touched my heart with your situation. My prayers are with you also.

~Clay

Lilmomma, I personally think you look quite cute, especially without your glasses. Have you considered contacts? Also, it may be because you have children that many men have not responded to you. It's ok, though. Some man out there that has kids already may be the best for you. Like someone else already stated, too, stick around here on the forums. You will get to know some cool people and will allow us to get to know you. It's fun and it'll get you "out there". Have a good one

I don't think I'd be aiming to sleep with someone on a first date, personally.

I'm single in Nashville, TN.

Hi, everybody.

Lol

Yes

Can I steal you dog?