anyone know any hitmen? jk

well, i am over her. its just the fact that she came waltzing back in.

Your loved one cheating on you or falling in love with someone else (but they stay with you)

I actually read online that most guys say cheating is worse and women its the opposite. Just want to see if its true. Both are pretty terrible tho.

she literally cheated ON me. i woke up and they were havin sex on top of me. jk lol. but she did. and i cant be unpleasant to anyone. dont have it in me. maybe i should get another gf, not to show her off, but to keep movin on. without interruption.

we broke up because she cheated on me.

but i dont want to talk to her. i'll just stay away and hope she leaves me alone. i got over her. that's why i said damnit.

Ok, a group of palastinian soldiers capture an israeli soldier and they torture and interrogate him to try to get intel. They realize he's just a low-ranking soldier and decide that they'll release him.
They got to the israeli and say "ok, we'll let you go if you pass our three tests.
The first is you have to drink a gallon of alcohol without throwing up.
The second is you have to pull a sore tooth out of a lion's mouth.
And the third is you have to give a nympho all the pleasure she want."
The israeli soldier agrees. He goes into the first room and drinks the alcohol without throwing up.
Then he he stumbles to the second room. There's a lot of roaring and yelling but the israeli emerges.
He looks at the palastinian soldiers and asks
"Allright, where's that nympho with the sore tooth?"

what if i run into her again. or she starts callin?

Ok, i need some advice. I dated this girl for almost three years, and we broke up back in august.In august she told me she'll always love me, blah blah blah. First i was told by her new bf that she didnt want anything to do with me and to stay out of their lives. So, i was like 'ok, no problem'. So i get on with my life and last week she offered me a ride home one night and i accepted. she then talked to me and said the complete opposite of what the replacement bf told me. what should i do?

i vote for myself.

ok

sexified

there ya go

i'll go first, im my own hero. its easier that way. lol

do i have to say it again.. ok

when his name is chris and he lives in ri. lol (me)

i know im not gay just ask goldenstar. lol

haha. someone give that guy a million dollars. oh and me too

hey i like that song

no offense, but thats kinda boring

move to amsterdam with golden. lol