Ok, a group of palastinian soldiers capture an israeli soldier and they torture and interrogate him to try to get intel. They realize he's just a low-ranking soldier and decide that they'll release him.
They got to the israeli and say "ok, we'll let you go if you pass our three tests.
The first is you have to drink a gallon of alcohol without throwing up.
The second is you have to pull a sore tooth out of a lion's mouth.
And the third is you have to give a nympho all the pleasure she want."
The israeli soldier agrees. He goes into the first room and drinks the alcohol without throwing up.
Then he he stumbles to the second room. There's a lot of roaring and yelling but the israeli emerges.
He looks at the palastinian soldiers and asks
"Allright, where's that nympho with the sore tooth?"

oh my.

That was funny!!!!

i feel bad for the lion.