This drunk stumbles into a bar. He looks around and walks up to the
first woman he sees and gives her a tongue kiss. She immediately pushes
him away. "Get off!" she shouts.

"I'm sorry," he said, "You look just like my wife."

"You worthless piece of trash, how dare you..." she started.

"Funny, you sound just like her too."

wow no one

Believe me after this season, favre is done. I hate Peyton Manning. Now
that he's got a ring maybe he'll shut up. The Colts got lucky but the
Pats have a better team now so look out.

uhm...sure

I know huh?

Tell me when were the Pack in the playoffs? When will they be? Never.
Dolphins suck just as much as the Packers and Panthers.


Can you hear that? That's the sound of the Patriots winning another
Super Bowl and Brett Favre retiring. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahahaha

Ok so this guy is in a bar and he notices a beautiful girl sitting by
herself at the other end. He decides to go over to talk to her. He does
this and they hit it off. Then comes last call and they decide to go
back to her place.
When they get to her room the guy notices stuffed animals all over the
place. Big ones on the top shelves small ones on the bottom. They were
everywhere. So anyways they "get down". Afterwards, out of curiocity he
asks her:
"So how was it?"
She replies: " You can take one of the smaller ones from the bottom
shelf"

This actually happened to me. (jk)

It's not the end of days, we are not alone in the universe and Elvis
isn't dead. He just went home. Satisfied?

Just making myself known. New to this whole online thing... well sort
of.

GO PATS
GO SOX
GO CELTICS (please win...)
GO BRUINS (even though I don't like Hockey)
GO Revolution (i hate soccer, well watching it)

I am yet to see any fans of the best team in the nfl. They're a dynasty
in the making.

2 1/2 years (I'm young)

I meant six months

True love only lasts six weeks into the relationship. After that you're
on your own

i think i should be somewhere on that list. hopefully not on the bottom
lol

Is wild and crazy? ok...

How about this? I've actually heard this said before.

Excuse me, do you want to have sex or should I apologize?

Yeah same here they need a qb

GO PATRIOTS!