Single but the people in my head keep me company. Now if only I could get them to turn the radio down so I could go to sleep...

Yeah, I always liked that album title. Not talking about the music on it, lol. Its so descriptive in so many ways. I think I got what you mean though. Think I've recommended them already but have you heard Porcupine Tree? They mix a lot of styles, come off as an interesting cross between soft and hard rock.

Try this again...

Really wanted to get that tattooed on one of my shoulder blades for several years. The band it represents kind of went to s*** but they also don't use this logo anymore, so it still works. One of these days I'll have cash to blow and get it done.

Lol, I get it. You like their music ok but they're not one of your favorite bands. You might listen to them on the radio but wouldn't necessarily buy their music. I've got a handful of artists like that.

Well it wouldn't be pleasant to be stepped on by an elephant for certain. But its only slightly less pleasant to be trampled by 50+ metal fans that are too drunk/stoned/caught in the moment to notice that you've fallen over and you're getting stepped on.

Well its a great album title, and the band is fortunately much better known than Opeth (at least in the states). Still, don't be surprised if you get a lot of letters opening with "So, you like Staind...."

sweet, I'll throw on my favorite Meshuggah and get knocked around a bit. Don't worry about stepping on me, us moshers are used to getting crushed beneath throngs of rabid metal fans.

In all seriousness, I don't especially like tattoos but I've never been turned off by them either. Tattoos are considered pretty acceptable by most people in today's society... but not employers. Most guys I know think tattoos are sexy.

I don't dance, I mosh. Its hard to do that by yourself, stuff gets broken.

So what's with the name change Billy? You going through a Staind phase?

Believe it or not I was too happy Opeth was on the radio to be bothered by the uninformed DJ. I just thought it was funny. Also thought it was funny when they came here on tour and the DJ announced them as "Opith". It amazes me that even though they've got nine studio albums and have gone on back to back world tours with artists such as Megadeth and Dream Theater, still almost nobody knows who they are.

So I'm riding along in the car looking for something good on the radio, when low and behold, and Opeth cover of an Iron Maiden song comes up. Its a classic of theirs off their second album, but the DJ doesn't even know who the band is calling them "Some band covering Iron Maiden off this new album". That's verbatim. Anybody else with fun DJ stories out there?

Dethklok is lots of fun. The music is written by Brendan Small, but you might not know that the guitar work is done by Jeff Loomis (Nevermore, Solo), the vocals by the singer of Six Feet Under, and the drums by Gene Hoglan (Death, Strapping Young Lad, many many many more).

Also, because nobody's said them yet... OPETH

"If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
Heavens no, hell yes"

Who remembers that one?

View your profile and look to the top... just above your picture and a bit to the right.

You have a great profile and seem like an awesome person. But I think you're going to scare a lot of fish away saying that you're looking for a man for marriage. Of course, you might not want any of them anyway. Welcome to Mingle, we're glad to have you here!

Found this one while I was looking for the other one:

"While the owner waited inside for an entertainment permit, Prawat, a 50-year-old rubber-tapper, offered sugar cane to one of the ever-hungry elephants... then pulled it away. Then he did it again. And again. And again.

The game was great fun for Prawat, but the elephant quickly tired of it. The last time Prawat withdrew the treat, the elephant swung his massive tusks and gored him through the stomach. Prawat died on the way to the hospital. The elephant got his treat."

There's a guy in the darwin awards who gave an elephant two pounds of laxative then decided to check it for a hernia. Is that what you mean by no more elephants?

I thought you were going to say "Its Mr. Bill!"