Community > Posts By > WhisperingLeaf
At least he cant start any bulls*** with the lady haha. She would have to wipe his butt a lot though.
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can I have this guys phone number ????????????????? ROFL |
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A woman was divorced three times. One man abused her, one walked out on her, and one couldn't perform decently in the bedroom. So the woman puts an ad in the newspaper that she's seeking a new husband that won't abuse her, won't walk out on her, and that performs okay in bed. One day she hears a knock on her door. She answers it and sees a man with no arms and no legs. She asks him why he came and he says. I was answering your ad. I have no arms so I can't abuse you, I have no legs so I can't walk out on you, and I rang the doorbell didn't I? Hahaha that's funny I know right? Lmao |
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I'm good. You? I'm sorry I don't understand what you just said. |
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I'm good. You?
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I wouldn't leave in your profile that your a sarcastic person. " I'm was tong " What does that mean? Welcome and good luck~~ You do a better job at spell checking than my cursed smartphone. The keyboard is dumb. Are you a machine or something? They find flaws well haha Is this the sarcastic persona you warned about? Others would have not understood your wording as well. Now that we know what you meant.. Good luck That's a little piece of the pie of sarcasm I have to offer yes. And I know that's why I clarified what I meant above the last few comments. Good luck to you to. |
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it kind of cut me off but I won't put my original poetry on here you know ones that I wrote down because I don't want them stolen but I will put one's off the top of my head
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Counting the rain drops as they fall upon my window pane.
Theirs times I've felt a burning from the pain. To have loved and lost at that time was no gain. But now this day I enjoy standing in the rain. I love the way it hits my face, washing away my sorrow and my face is now in happy grace. To have been able to learn and now move on. To wait for the sunlight of the one that I'd like to share my life with someday. To paint him a picture of who I am and want to be. To let him see the deepest parts of me. To let him understand my heart has love left to give. To whisper in his ear the love I have left for him. To my future man whoever he may be... Im waiting on you are you waiting on me? |
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I wouldn't leave in your profile that your a sarcastic person. " I'm was tong " What does that mean? Welcome and good luck~~ You do a better job at spell checking than my cursed smartphone. The keyboard is dumb. Are you a machine or something? They find flaws well haha |
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I am I dont sing my personal songs I've written online though. I just do covers and duets as well as requests and invitations to sing.
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Wanting was what I meant not tong.. On phone. Spell checking me hmm? Lol funny.
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What are you looking for exactly with a girl? If its just sex I have to pass. I'm in your specified age group and texas
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Topic:
country people 18 to 29
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Hey there how's it going?
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I'm a single 23 year old woman in fort worth Texas. I'm white and I speak purely English. I spell well to haha. Anyways my name is Rachael. If any men are interested in talking to me please feel free to do so. Read my page first though to understand what I seek.
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Topic:
Dating a Single Dad
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I am a single mother. I have a 4 year old daughter. I prefer single fathers over men who aren't dads because they are parents and they understand and can share that with me. But men who aren't Dada are okay as long as they accept that I'm a mother.
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Thanks
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Lol :-) Just because one woman you may like may say no doesn't mean its a you issue. So don't worry be happy
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My favorite kinds of music are rock, classic rock, country, heavy metal, and symphonic metal. I song and write my own lyrics as well. Here's my page I use have a listen. http://www.smule.com/recording/dear-agony-breaking-benjamin/169190793_36978407
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Hello I'm Rachael. I'm new and single and I'm was tong to know what you males think of my profile. :-) Maybe we can chat. Let me know.
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Topic:
another funny joke
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Satan walks into a chapel. The whole congregation clears out real fast leaving only satan and a man sitting alone in a pew. Satan walks up to him and says... Hey don't you know who I am? Why didn't you run from me like everyone else? The man turned and looked at satan and then said.. Yes your satan. I've been sleeping with your sister for 25 years.
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