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A woman was divorced three times. One man abused her, one walked out on her, and one couldn't perform decently in the bedroom. So the woman puts an ad in the newspaper that she's seeking a new husband that won't abuse her, won't walk out on her, and that performs okay in bed. One day she hears a knock on her door. She answers it and sees a man with no arms and no legs. She asks him why he came and he says. I was answering your ad. I have no arms so I can't abuse you, I have no legs so I can't walk out on you, and I rang the doorbell didn't I?
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A woman was divorced three times. One man abused her, one walked out on her, and one couldn't perform decently in the bedroom. So the woman puts an ad in the newspaper that she's seeking a new husband that won't abuse her, won't walk out on her, and that performs okay in bed. One day she hears a knock on her door. She answers it and sees a man with no arms and no legs. She asks him why he came and he says. I was answering your ad. I have no arms so I can't abuse you, I have no legs so I can't walk out on you, and I rang the doorbell didn't I? It s always darkest before dawn Every cloud has a silver lining clic |
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I'm good. You?
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I'm good. You? |
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I'm good. You? I'm sorry I don't understand what you just said. 
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A woman was divorced three times. One man abused her, one walked out on her, and one couldn't perform decently in the bedroom. So the woman puts an ad in the newspaper that she's seeking a new husband that won't abuse her, won't walk out on her, and that performs okay in bed. One day she hears a knock on her door. She answers it and sees a man with no arms and no legs. She asks him why he came and he says. I was answering your ad. I have no arms so I can't abuse you, I have no legs so I can't walk out on you, and I rang the doorbell didn't I? Hahaha that's funny 
I know right? Lmao 
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A woman was divorced three times. One man abused her, one walked out on her, and one couldn't perform decently in the bedroom. So the woman puts an ad in the newspaper that she's seeking a new husband that won't abuse her, won't walk out on her, and that performs okay in bed. One day she hears a knock on her door. She answers it and sees a man with no arms and no legs. She asks him why he came and he says. I was answering your ad. I have no arms so I can't abuse you, I have no legs so I can't walk out on you, and I rang the doorbell didn't I? 
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can I have this guys phone number ?????????????????
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can I have this guys phone number ?????????????????
ROFL
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At least he cant start any bulls*** with the lady haha. She would have to wipe his butt a lot though.
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