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Wed 03/18/15 06:19 PM
A woman was divorced three times. One man abused her, one walked out on her, and one couldn't perform decently in the bedroom. So the woman puts an ad in the newspaper that she's seeking a new husband that won't abuse her, won't walk out on her, and that performs okay in bed. One day she hears a knock on her door. She answers it and sees a man with no arms and no legs. She asks him why he came and he says. I was answering your ad. I have no arms so I can't abuse you, I have no legs so I can't walk out on you, and I rang the doorbell didn't I?

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Wed 03/18/15 06:06 PM
Edited by WhisperingLeaf on Wed 03/18/15 06:06 PM
No kidding girl! But then again online dating is highly unpredictable. You get diamonds and you get nuts haha. Good luck. Be careful of course.

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Wed 03/18/15 06:02 PM
I believe you should have some physical attraction yes. But I also think its more about your mental chemistry. A man with big muscles to me is less attractive than a man with average body and a smart and open mind. For me I find intellect, humor, talent, beautiful eyes, and a beautiful smile, and a cute man laugh attractive. And so long as he isn't very short or obese he's fine by me.

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Wed 03/18/15 05:57 PM
Hello my name is Rachael. I am 23 years old, straight:angel: , monogamous, funny, honest, and i am from and now reside in Fort Worth Texas. I've been through a lot and am willing answer any questions regarding all of that. But I am seeking a single man between the ages of 24-40. Who is Caucasian/white and speaks clear English. Who is seeking what I am. Making a friend that can turn into a relationship and one day marriage. Please don't be any farther from me than Oklahoma or in north Texas though. Good luck to everyone else.

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