Verily I say unto ye.......... Money It can buy
a house But not a home It
>can buy a clock But not time It can buy you a
position But not respect It
>can buy you a bed But not sleep It can buy you a
book But not knowledge It
>can buy you medicine But not health It can buy
you blood But not life So
>you see money isn't everything And it often
causes pain and suffering I
>tell you this because I am your friend And as
your friend I want to take
>away your pain and suffering!! So Send me all
your money And I will suffer
>for you! Cash only, please! After all, what are
friends for, huh?? I HOPE
>THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST
MEDICINE! MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY
>E-MAILS, EITHER!! They come from your crazy
friends!

only have visa, master card, american express - cash is not accepted anywhere