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Topic: Who's less fortunate?
yashafox_F4X1 Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 2079	Thu 03/20/08 06:21 PM
My friend asked, "Who's less fortunate than me?" I told him, anyone you date. But, I told him, there's always hope as long as you don't break out laughing when you look in the mirror. He said, well I only shower once a week because I need more personal space! And now, I will open up the floor for your soul-deadening questions and comments, like "The world will end as we know it!" and "I'll never find love again" etc.

jjkitty Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 1109	Thu 03/20/08 06:23 PM
WTF????

SimplyElla Joined Wed 02/13/08 Posts: 7124	Thu 03/20/08 06:26 PM
wth

BrooklynDeluxe Joined Sat 08/04/07 Posts: 11	Thu 03/20/08 06:29 PM
that "personal space" line is a killer :D Everything is fine as long as you think it is :D

livelife68 Joined Sun 12/30/07 Posts: 3696	Thu 03/20/08 06:29 PM
shower more than once a week and have more fortune.

RainbowTrout Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 13869	Thu 03/20/08 06:32 PM
If God believed in showers then he would make it rain.

willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Thu 03/20/08 06:35 PM
water erodes the skin just like it erodes the mountains. Too many baths/showers erode the skin and it gets all wrinkley when you get old.

yashafox_F4X1 Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 2079	Thu 03/20/08 06:54 PM
I shower once a year whether I need it or not. Like the mountain men and the annual bath, eh?

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