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When you fell from heaven!
Any other corny pick-up lines? |
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Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
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You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school
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I lost my number, can I borrow yours?
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Are you tired? Cause you been running circles in my mind all night!
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Do you wash your pants in windex? Cuz I can see myself in em!
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I didn't fall.. I floated down..
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You must do you laundry in windex becouse I can see myself in your pants
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nice legs, what time do they open
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You can call me milk.. Cause I'll do your body good...
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You can call me milk.. Cause I'll do your body good... I would die from laughter if I ever heard that one |
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Do you wash your pants in windex? Cuz I can see myself in em! awwww |
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Did you just fart? Cuz you blow me away!
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Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I??
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I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
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Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
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Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.
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Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again? |
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Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
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Do you believe in love at first sight Or should I walk by again? hahaha.. I'm gonna use that one!! |
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