You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

IS IT HOT IN HERE?
OR,IS IT JUST ME?

Man - Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman - No.
Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Will you play army men with me.. so I can blow the hell out of you !

There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.





I can keep going. You guys gotta keep up with me.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

My personal fav.:

Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.

Ok my last one...
You must be from Memphis, cause you're the only Ten I see.

can i barrow your library card? i would like to check you out.
1. "Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
2. "Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!"
3. You: "Can I get directions?"
Her: "To where?"
You: "To your heart."
4. "Champagne can be tickly, and so can I."
5. "Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?"
6. "Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag."
7. "Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?"
8. "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
9. "Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform."
10. "Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?"
11. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
12. "Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need another drink?"
13. "You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot."

15. "If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'd be called McGorgeous."
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If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
You make Paris Hilton look like a teletubbie.
You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?"
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Are you from Georgia? Cuz you're looking mighty peachy.
I'm not good at these pick-up lines, so could I just play with your breasts?

can i barrow your library card? i would like to check you out.

Want to get a pizza and f*ck? What’s wrong, you don’t like pizza?