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What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious? |
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Why girlfriends always whine...
 "Gosh, it's been 3 hours.
Aren't you done yet?  I'm sore.
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Why girlfriends always whine... "Gosh, it's been 3 hours.
Aren't you done yet? I'm sore.
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i dont wonder about this: i like to say"everything happens for a reason" at strange times.Has anyone said this before something bad happens??So,the next time a server hands you a check.........
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who was the first one to STILL want an egg even after they saw it come out of a chickens butt oddly enough, I just watched a show on the travel channel (andrew bourdain) and actually saw two people EAT chicken butt...like the actual ANUS of a chicken...  When I LEAVE this planet,,MINES GOING WITH ME.....lol
 NO,,,,,IM NOT GOING TO LET ANYONE EAT ME...
seriously...why is GOD'S NAME would you willing eat the ANUS of anything??? Brains, Pigs feet, tail, HEAD cheese, CHITLANDS, YUKY FU!!!! had the oysters...not doing brains or feet...and HEAD CHEESE IS JUST WRONG...had chiterlings...not bad if cleaned REALLY WELL, or else they taste like $hit 
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I often wonder if ants snore......
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i still wonder why when a cop pulls you over,they always ask
"do you know why i pulled you over?" my favorite response "because the donut shop isn't open yet and you needed a reason to pass the time?" |
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I wonder why.... The sign on the health food store reads..."Closed due to illness" (I thought they would be the healthiest people on earth.)
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I wonder why.... The sign on the health food store reads..."Closed due to illness" (I thought they would be the healthiest people on earth.)
a dealer never uses his own stuff
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i wonder about oxymorons....like...
mandatory options mutual differences nondairy creamer |
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I wonder if she realizes that I turn it inside out
so it's ribbed for MY pleasure. |
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i wonder why the coupons ae always for things i dont want
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Why while driving we realize that we have reached a turning point in life, but we DON'T turn.
If life is filled with up's and down's, why don't we move to the plains. Why do we always say we are going to jump in the shower, yet WE NEVER DO JUMP IN..
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i still wonder why when a cop pulls you over,they always ask "do you know why i pulled you over?" my favorite response "because the donut shop isn't open yet and you needed a reason to pass the time?" here's one better: Cop: Have you been drinking? You're eyes are a little bloodshot. Driver: No officer, have you been eating donuts? You're eyes look a little glazed.
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? don't you remember...in the movie he found a "mee-roar" and a "ray-zore"
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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? what I wanna know is why pubic hair doesn't grow REALLY REALLY long like facial hair or the hair on your head??? |
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I often wonder if ants snore......
The ones in MY ear sure as hell do....
KEEPS me UP all NIGHT!!!!
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i wonder when i'll have sex.........
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i wonder when Tina will have sex as well....
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i wonder who else is wondering.........
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