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I'm wonderful sweetie... Have had to get fiesty yet today... Princess you get fiesty? No way hard to believe, isn't it? impossible |
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I'm wonderful sweetie... Have had to get fiesty yet today... Princess you get fiesty? No way hard to believe, isn't it? impossible Now Waterloo that was one time... One time I stab someone and you hold it against me forever... geesh |
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I'm wonderful sweetie... Have had to get fiesty yet today... Princess you get fiesty? No way hard to believe, isn't it? impossible Now Waterloo that was one time... One time I stab someone and you hold it against me forever... geesh I know - you poke one measly eye out and suddenly you are a beyotch! |
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I'm wonderful sweetie... Have had to get fiesty yet today... Princess you get fiesty? No way hard to believe, isn't it? impossible Now Waterloo that was one time... One time I stab someone and you hold it against me forever... geesh I know - you poke one measly eye out and suddenly you are a beyotch! Nah, I don't remember getting stabbed. B*tch slapped around perhaps |
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I'm wonderful sweetie... Have had to get fiesty yet today... Princess you get fiesty? No way I was just talking in general.. I know a few eyeballs have met their fate around here... hard to believe, isn't it? impossible Now Waterloo that was one time... One time I stab someone and you hold it against me forever... geesh I know - you poke one measly eye out and suddenly you are a beyotch! Nah, I don't remember getting stabbed. B*tch slapped around perhaps |
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I'm still single and I feel lucky to have a great group of friends and co-workers to keep me soldiering on in my search for my prince!
It's Friday night, I'm in front of the comp with a glass of vino and a bowl of cheez-its...how's that for exciting? Not to sound all new-agey...but if you are prepared for love, it will come to you. That means having a positive attitude that the world can see and feel, because you want the other positive people to be attracted to you. Keep on keepin on, Lowell. You will have love. Take care jd |
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Hey ...the stuff I typed disappeared! And I am pretty sure it was pure genius!
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prostitutes, the homeless, politicians....or slamming your junk in a big book.....suggestions for boredom/lonliness
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If all else fails, you can go around showing your weiner. Hasn't worked for me so far, but you might have better luck.
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If all else fails, you can go around showing your weiner. Hasn't worked for me so far, but you might have better luck. have you tried showing it to mirror? |
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If all else fails, you can go around showing your weiner. Hasn't worked for me so far, but you might have better luck. have you tried showing it to mirror? What good would standing in front of a mirror naked do? |
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It could build self-esteem...or lower it...
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Hey its been a couple days and i have been really down for still being single. Anyone got any advice to make me feel a little better other than slitting my wrist or my throat. Here I've written a blog before... I hope this will help u feel better :) Whether it is by choice or circumstance being single can be a whole lot of FUN! It mustn’t make us feel like it’s a curse. There are so many things we are petrified of and one of it is dying alone, lunatic and lonely (though I feel like tying the knot is more frightening ha-ha-ha!). But in this imperfect and yet modern world, I guess we have to be courageous enough, fulfilled and happy to see so many sunshine as much as married ones can. Anyhow, being single isn’t like a slipper that needs another slipper to be useful, right? 1.Meet and Greet. Don’t rush things up. Get the h_ _ _ out from your shell and meet interesting people. 2.Dine out once in a while. Try new restaurants and savor new cuisines for a change. 3.Travel. Explore the world. I remember, one of my close friends suggested a collection of at least 5 stamps of different countries isn’t bad. ‘Wow Philippines’ is already a great thing to consider and if you can afford why not take her advice. Anyhow, it’s always good to learn new culture and see the other side of the world and what they can offer. 4.Start a hobby. 5.Indulge yourself into physical fitness. Yoga session, Salsa Dancing, Kick Boxing, Tae Boxing or even "Hooping" (yes, as in "hula") and a whole lot more (Thanks to Gilad of Bodies and Motion, his cardio workouts are easier to follow than I thought). 6.Pamper yourself. Don’t live to work. Work to live. Spoiling yourself after a week of busy and stressful days will be perfect. It maybe a treat of french manicure or just a pint of ice cream will be fair enough. 7.Learn a new skill or language (how about the language of love? --- French! :P). 8.Involve in volunteer works and learn. 9.Embrace your independence and discover not just other people and places but yourself too. 10.Count your blessings. Being single is a great opportunity not a pity. It is a time that can be best used refining yourself and finding out what offerings and blessings that you can bring to a healthier life and relationship. Cheers to all the singles out there! |
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Watch old westerns. Here's ya a trivial question. Gene Autry was termed King of the cowboys until Roy Rogers became King of the cowboys in 1942. Name the movie that Roy Rogers was the badman and Gene Autry was the sheriff. It is the only movie that I know of where Roy Rogers and Gene Autry were in together. I will give you a hint. Its a 1936 western.
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Hey its been a couple days and i have been really down for still being single. Anyone got any advice to make me feel a little better other than slitting my wrist or my throat. Get a dog...and discuss taking over the world with him/her...they listen to my evil plans better than any human ever would...or you could adopt 158 mini green-purple-blue people and discuss plans with them, mine are broken though and repeat everything I say twice as loud back. Stick with the dog. |
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Hey its been a couple days and i have been really down for still being single. Anyone got any advice to make me feel a little better other than slitting my wrist or my throat. Get a dog...and discuss taking over the world with him/her...they listen to my evil plans better than any human ever would...or you could adopt 158 mini green-purple-blue people and discuss plans with them, mine are broken though and repeat everything I say twice as loud back. Stick with the dog. OK Fear, I couldn't find anything to dispute in the above posting. Sorry. |
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Hey its been a couple days and i have been really down for still being single. Anyone got any advice to make me feel a little better other than slitting my wrist or my throat. Get a dog...and discuss taking over the world with him/her...they listen to my evil plans better than any human ever would...or you could adopt 158 mini green-purple-blue people and discuss plans with them, mine are broken though and repeat everything I say twice as loud back. Stick with the dog. OK Fear, I couldn't find anything to dispute in the above posting. Sorry. Eh? Dispute? Why would you want to dispute me |
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Hey its been a couple days and i have been really down for still being single. Anyone got any advice to make me feel a little better other than slitting my wrist or my throat. Get a dog...and discuss taking over the world with him/her...they listen to my evil plans better than any human ever would...or you could adopt 158 mini green-purple-blue people and discuss plans with them, mine are broken though and repeat everything I say twice as loud back. Stick with the dog. OK Fear, I couldn't find anything to dispute in the above posting. Sorry. Eh? Dispute? Why would you want to dispute me cuz you're fun to wrassle with. |
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Hey its been a couple days and i have been really down for still being single. Anyone got any advice to make me feel a little better other than slitting my wrist or my throat. shots of your fav. liquour work well. |
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Watch old westerns. Here's ya a trivial question. Gene Autry was termed King of the cowboys until Roy Rogers became King of the cowboys in 1942. Name the movie that Roy Rogers was the badman and Gene Autry was the sheriff. It is the only movie that I know of where Roy Rogers and Gene Autry were in together. I will give you a hint. Its a 1936 western. |
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