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Why are on earth are any of you sweethearts single???!!! Cheating girlfriend. |
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Why are on earth are any of you sweethearts single???!!! Life is an interesting ride, that is why. |
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1. Watching her get ready in my bathroom, even though it takes 2 hours... 2. The way she brightens up a room when she walks in, and she doesn't even realize it 3. Smelling her perfume on my pillow three days after she spent the night 4. The way she will give you s**t about every little tiny thing you do, but if anyone gives you trouble in the slightest bit, she's got your back 5. The way she makes me want to be a better man, and no man has that power 6. The feeling of her fingers on my head or the back of my neck when I'm driving 7. Watching her get silly after a couple of drinks 8. The way she grabs my arm and pulls me closer when we're walking in the cold 9. The sound of a woman's laughter... Like music 10. How you can actually enjoy the act of making me dinner? Bizarre... 11. Making eye contact from across a room, and I know at that moment she's totally into me 12. Walking across my TV during the football game wearing nothing but my T shirt and panties... (Damn the game...) 13. When I talk, and she gives a damn what I think (well, that's rare actually) 14. Introducing me to things I would never try on my own (like an English Tea Room in the middle of some quaint town) 15. Her toes against my legs in bed when we're falling asleep... I could go on for days... Too bad I'm not in a position to actually enjoy it at the present time, but... Never know... One day. That is so nice. |
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Why are on earth are any of you sweethearts single???!!! 1. Cheating ex wife 2. Three consecutive psychotic, irrational girls I give up... I'm gonna liquidate some stock and order a Filipino bride from the web next Tuesday. |
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can we line em up and sample em all...like a buffet? lmao
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can we line em up and sample em all...like a buffet? lmao madam u have some great ideas sometimes |
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Why are on earth are any of you sweethearts single???!!! 1. Cheating ex wife 2. Three consecutive psychotic, irrational girls I give up... I'm gonna liquidate some stock and order a Filipino bride from the web next Tuesday. |
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Why are on earth are any of you sweethearts single???!!! Oh.. AND I'm the world's pickiest bastard. The older I get the higher my standards |
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can we line em up and sample em all...like a buffet? lmao |
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Hello Kitten and madame ^^
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can we line em up and sample em all...like a buffet? lmao LOL!!! |
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If someone insults you, watching the protective nature come out, just amazing, then in an instant by your side as if nothing happened.
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i do suprise myself every now and then with my intelligence hahaha
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Hello Kitten and madame ^^ hey sweetie how are ya doin'? |
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I'll be desert
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i think chevy ran for the hills lmao
come here big boy....dont be skeerd! |
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Why are on earth are any of you sweethearts single???!!! 1. Cheating ex wife 2. Three consecutive psychotic, irrational girls I give up... I'm gonna liquidate some stock and order a Filipino bride from the web next Tuesday. Only problem with that stratagy is that sooner or later, they eventually learn to speak english. only joking Ladies |
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yep yep i got wood bend over chevy im drivin lmao dont fight it chevy...last time you did that we had a big old mess!!! |
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16. The way you act like we just bought you a new Lexus when we get you the smallest most ridiculous gift for no reason 17. No matter how beautiful you are, you never realize it or let it go to your head, whereas we think we're Brad Pitt regardless of the beer belly we're totin around 18. How you can make decorating a house a pain in the ass, but all in all, when it's done, I actually enjoy staying home 19. Listening to you try to sing, but butcher every note, and it's still the cutest thing ever 20. Making me watch your dumb ass movies on Oxygen or some women's channel, and I actually end up liking it...?? 21. Being absolutely the most perfect creation God ever made, yet you never really fully realize it Think about ladies. We go to college, get jobs, buy houses, cologne, clothes, learn the difference between Pinot Grigio and Pinot Noir... Why? If it wasn't for you, we'd all be hangin out shirtless playin video games or watching football 24/7. Without woman, we'd never become men. Okay, you win. That sums it up in a nutshell. I once asked my boyfriend what men most liked about women. His answer? "We love that you are so different than us." |
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the scent , the coy look, the way can cut there eyes at you & wriggle their nose ...... give me a moment , I'm thinkin' there's more Really sweet! |
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