Ok, I am fully awake, sober and can be objective. Here goes; And if any guy doesn't agree, that's his opinion! These are mine!!

1. They smell better.
2. They look better.
3. They dress better.
4. They are smarter.
5. They are better politicians. (I wouldn't want to make Condi Rice mad!)
6. They can take a girlfriend to the restroom and no one gives it a second thought. If we guys do that, whhooaa! gay!
7. They handle money better.
8. They make better massage recipients! Think I am gonna massage a guy? Think again!
9. They can handle pain better! (childbirth! Think we men could handle that? No!)
10. They are more careful of a driver.
11. They can leave the toilet seat down for 1 & 2! We guys can too but do we? No!
12. They look better in a one piece swimsuit than guys!
13. They have better looking legs!
14. When they say no, it's no. When a guy says no, we eventually give in.
15. They make me want to be a better man.
16. If it weren't for women, society would perish.
17. I would be lost without them.
18. There is no such thing as an ugly woman. Some are more attractive than others, but to me there is no ugly women.
19. There are more reasons, but to round them all up in 1 single sentence, it would be I simply love women and that is how I will always treat them!