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you and madamx are the first people that would ever talk to me ! and i look out for you all !
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16. The way you act like we just bought you a new Lexus when we get you the smallest most ridiculous gift for no reason 17. No matter how beautiful you are, you never realize it or let it go to your head, whereas we think we're Brad Pitt regardless of the beer belly we're totin around 18. How you can make decorating a house a pain in the ass, but all in all, when it's done, I actually enjoy staying home 19. Listening to you try to sing, but butcher every note, and it's still the cutest thing ever 20. Making me watch your dumb ass movies on Oxygen or some women's channel, and I actually end up liking it...?? 21. Being absolutely the most perfect creation God ever made, yet you never really fully realize it Think about ladies. We go to college, get jobs, buy houses, cologne, clothes, learn the difference between Pinot Grigio and Pinot Noir... Why? If it wasn't for you, we'd all be hangin out shirtless playin video games or watching football 24/7. Without woman, we'd never become men. I think I am in Love..... |
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her smile,the cute little giggle she has when we talk, her dark eye's , her long dark hair, the way she know's how to make me smile whem im blue, her warm imbrace, the way she's smell's,and she's alway's happy to see me when i have been gone !
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Why are on earth are any of you sweethearts single???!!! Oh.. AND I'm the world's pickiest bastard. The older I get the higher my standards well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!!! sugar you just need to come to Oklahoma... |
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you and madamx are the first people that would ever talk to me ! and i look out for you all ! we love ya chevy and are soooooooooo happy you found someone special!!! especially who ya found |
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thank you madamx !
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***giggles****
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hehehehe
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you and madamx are the first people that would ever talk to me ! and i look out for you all ! for real? I didn't know. You rock! |
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How sweet these are!!!
I must be looking in all the wrong places!!! |
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I said, "I do not fear those pants With nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words I said them. But I lied them. |
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Ya just had to know the first thing I was gonna do this mornin' was come re-read and bump this thread......
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will have to finish reading later ((((Robin ))))...shower time
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I like the way they smell
I like the way they can make me feel like a teenager I like the way they can make everything all better I like the way they can give me wood and not even be trying I like the way they walk... Mmmmmm I like the way they handle chains and whips and special toys yada yada yada ... (grin) |
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I like the way they smell I like the way they can make me feel like a teenager I like the way they can make everything all better I like the way they can give me wood and not even be trying I like the way they walk... Mmmmmm I like the way they handle chains and whips and special toys yada yada yada ... (grin) |
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reason # two billion,five million,eighty six thousand,four hundred and twenty seven;
They help me to know myself. |
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Edited by
Poetrywriter
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Mon 03/03/08 06:32 PM
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reason # two billion,five million,eighty six thousand,four hundred and twenty seven; They help me to know myself. That's a good one. |
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Ok, I am fully awake, sober and can be objective. Here goes; And if any guy doesn't agree, that's his opinion! These are mine!!
1. They smell better. 2. They look better. 3. They dress better. 4. They are smarter. 5. They are better politicians. (I wouldn't want to make Condi Rice mad!) 6. They can take a girlfriend to the restroom and no one gives it a second thought. If we guys do that, whhooaa! gay! 7. They handle money better. 8. They make better massage recipients! Think I am gonna massage a guy? Think again! 9. They can handle pain better! (childbirth! Think we men could handle that? No!) 10. They are more careful of a driver. 11. They can leave the toilet seat down for 1 & 2! We guys can too but do we? No! 12. They look better in a one piece swimsuit than guys! 13. They have better looking legs! 14. When they say no, it's no. When a guy says no, we eventually give in. 15. They make me want to be a better man. 16. If it weren't for women, society would perish. 17. I would be lost without them. 18. There is no such thing as an ugly woman. Some are more attractive than others, but to me there is no ugly women. 19. There are more reasons, but to round them all up in 1 single sentence, it would be I simply love women and that is how I will always treat them! |
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Ok, I am fully awake, sober and can be objective. Here goes; And if any guy doesn't agree, that's his opinion! These are mine!! 1. They smell better. 2. They look better. 3. They dress better. 4. They are smarter. 5. They are better politicians. (I wouldn't want to make Condi Rice mad!) 6. They can take a girlfriend to the restroom and no one gives it a second thought. If we guys do that, whhooaa! gay! 7. They handle money better. 8. They make better massage recipients! Think I am gonna massage a guy? Think again! 9. They can handle pain better! (childbirth! Think we men could handle that? No!) 10. They are more careful of a driver. 11. They can leave the toilet seat down for 1 & 2! We guys can too but do we? No! 12. They look better in a one piece swimsuit than guys! 13. They have better looking legs! 14. When they say no, it's no. When a guy says no, we eventually give in. 15. They make me want to be a better man. 16. If it weren't for women, society would perish. 17. I would be lost without them. 18. There is no such thing as an ugly woman. Some are more attractive than others, but to me there is no ugly women. 19. There are more reasons, but to round them all up in 1 single sentence, it would be I simply love women and that is how I will always treat them! you amaze me. I can't believe you haven't been snatched up yet. You help me to not be so afraid of men. |
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