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Topic: Yo Mama
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Sun 12/31/06 07:20 PM
Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her.

songbirrd's photo
Sun 12/31/06 08:23 PM
your mama's so fat she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!! lol

Sluggo's photo
Sun 12/31/06 08:35 PM
Yo Momma so Fat she's got 3 full course happy meals stuck in various
cracks & rolls around her body.....

lionsbrew's photo
Sun 12/31/06 08:52 PM
your momma so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinkin on the
job.

your momma so stupidx she tripped on a cordless phone.

mommas so skinny she can hoola hoop with a cheerio

you were so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mom.

your momma so fat shes on both sides of the family tree.

your momma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.

ellgee1976's photo
Tue 01/02/07 11:00 AM
yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house she literally sits
AROUND the house...

yo mama's so fat, she asked me how i felt about her..and i said like
this *holds her arms out barely patting with her fingertips*

Morena350's photo
Tue 01/02/07 11:49 AM
your moma is so fat, that when she was in her classroom
she sat next to EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

Rustybaffles01's photo
Tue 01/02/07 12:24 PM
You guys are killin' me -- my tummy hurts! LOL

devin112's photo
Tue 01/02/07 01:34 PM
yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl.

devin112's photo
Tue 01/02/07 01:35 PM
yo momma so fat when she walks ,her booty claps.

devin112's photo
Tue 01/02/07 01:35 PM
yo momma so fat when she walks ,her booty claps.

ellgee1976's photo
Tue 01/02/07 10:27 PM
yo mama's so stupid, she sits on the tv to watch the couch lol

yo mama's so nasty, the contestants on fear factor wouldn't eat her..lol

yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a
busted condom...lmao

yo mama's so fat, the equator is her safety belt lol

Morena350's photo
Tue 01/02/07 11:45 PM
yo moma is so cheap, she doesn't pay attention !!!

ellgee1976's photo
Fri 01/05/07 12:10 PM
yo mama's so poor, her next level up is "POVERTY"

lionsbrew's photo
Fri 01/05/07 12:58 PM
your mommas glasses are soo thick she can see into the furure.

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Fri 01/05/07 01:55 PM
LOL good ones guys and ladies ty

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Fri 01/05/07 01:56 PM
Yo momma so nasty that her **** is glad to escape.

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Fri 01/05/07 01:57 PM
Yo momma so nasty that her s.h.i.t is glad to escape.

mackbub's photo
Fri 01/05/07 03:09 PM
your momma's so fat she jumped on a rainbow and skittles popped out of
her a**

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