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Your momma's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
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Your momma is so fat when she dances she makes the band skip.
Your momma is so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma". lmfao Your momma's so fat when I yell "Kool-Aid," SHE comes crashing through the wall. Your momma's so poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong' LMMFAO |
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LMAO
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Yo mama so fat..She went out in high heels and came home in flip flops.
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lmao!
Your momma's so short she does back flips UNDER the bed. |
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Yo mama's so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off
of it |
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I saw yo mamma kicking a can down the street, when I asked her what she
was doing, she said "moving" |
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Your momma's so fat her box of cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
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Sorry I meant just her cereal not the box. LOL
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Maybe I should quit smoking. Could you give this ()))))))))~~~~
to towlie?!? lmao See I can't make a joint right either. LMMFAO |
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Yo momma's so dumb, last week she bet on the Raiders to win the
Superbowl!!! HA HA HA!!! |
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YO MOMMY IS SOOO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE GAVE BIRTH TO YOU, THE ZOO CAME, AND
TOOK YOU AWAY! |
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LOL
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Yo mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone
Yo momma so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. |
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Your momma's so hairy when Chewbacca looks at her he says
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!" |
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Your momma so dumb she went to the hospital just to lay another egg.
They told her hippo's don't lay eggs, chickens do, then she exclaimed "oh..so thats how the eggs get pregnant".... |
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I got nothing bad to say about yo momma...........her face says it all.
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Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet
spot to **** her! |
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Yo momma's so fat, she uses a vibrator as a toothpick!!!
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LOL red
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