Topic: What's the best bumper sticker you've ever seen? | |
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Militant Agnostic. I don't know and neither do you!
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Pray for whirled peas
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Now THERE is some bumper sticker material! It's not my fault I had sex at church camp! I don't think the church would like that one much either! |
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Militant Agnostic. I don't know and neither do you! Reminds me of the other one - I'm a dyslexic agnostic insomniac I stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog |
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Edited by
IndianaJoans
on
Sat 03/01/08 08:59 PM
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I saw the back of a motorcycle rider's t-shirt that read "if you can read this the bi*ch fell off". I don't like the bi*ch part but I have to admit I almost spit my soda while laughing.
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Yah, I've seen that one a few times IJ... dang funny the first time you catch it though. especially if it's out on the road! |
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Now THERE is some bumper sticker material! It's not my fault I had sex at church camp! I don't think the church would like that one much either! suppose you gotta have something to do at church camp... |
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Now THERE is some bumper sticker material! It's not my fault I had sex at church camp! I don't think the church would like that one much either! suppose you gotta have something to do at church camp... I guess that's way different than missionary positions trip! |
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Now THERE is some bumper sticker material! It's not my fault I had sex at church camp! I don't think the church would like that one much either! suppose you gotta have something to do at church camp... I guess that's way different than missionary positions trip! you just got a little confused is all |
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driver carry's no cash, he is married !
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I wish my lawn was EMO; maybe it'd cut itself!
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Lead me not into temptation.....I can find it myself!
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I to fart
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"Nuke a gay whale for Christ"
"God is coming & She is PISSED!" "How many lives per gallon?" "Live simply so that others may simply live" |
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Don't pull me over, your wife asked me to handcuff her to the bed!
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I saw the back of a motorcycle rider's t-shirt that read "if you can read this the bi*ch fell off". I don't like the bi*ch part but I have to admit I almost spit my soda while laughing. also there is one that says if you can read this it means the di*k won't let me drive |
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Another one I always liked: LOTTERY: A tax on the mathematically impaired |
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"if you can read this. Thank a teacher
if you can read this in english. Thank a soldier" |
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"if you can read this. Thank a teacher if you can read this in english. Thank a soldier" OOoooo! I want one with just the second half of that! Reminds me of the one that says: WAR NEVER SOLVED ANYTHING except tyranny, slavery, fascism, opression, naziism, communism... |
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if you tail gate me i'll flick a booger on your windshield ...
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