Topic: What's the best bumper sticker you've ever seen? | |
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MY gene pool is more of a small puddle... a dirty little polluted puddle with weird creepy-crawly things in it.. |
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Driver only carries $20 ... in ammunition.
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dont fellow me iam lost lol
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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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i have seen - get a lift, fat chicks can't jump - atleast i can still smoke in my car
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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Reminds me of another one I see once in a while: Reality is for people who can't handle drugs! |
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How about some more bumper snickers since it's such a dead evening in here... |
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How about "Alcohol preserves everything except viginity"
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How about "Alcohol preserves everything except viginity"
Wow... that kinda depends on whose bumper it's on right? |
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Some day my ship will come in....and with my luck, I'll be at the airport.
I may be slow but I'm ahead of you. Beer - helping ugly people have sex since 1868. |
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fucme
doufuk oklets icucme Caution I brake for ants! BACK-OFF, I FART ALOT. R U NAKED, I AM. MY backseat, or yours? Be Kind to Squirrels, or lose your nuts. I steer with my middle leg... Do u like it on top? I need u, NOT T T T. |
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I have Road Rage and I'm not affraid to use it!!
Or I have Road Rage...Keep Honking I'm Reloading!! Loggers do it in the woods!! I have split personalities...Allow myself to introduce myself I am myself!! My child is an Honor student...He get's detention everyday!! |
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I don't know if this one got posted but I like ......If your not a hemeroid get off my ass
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"its not the pace of life that concerns me, its the sudden stop at the end"
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dont laugh mister, your daughter might be in here
weldors get better penetration (this one is on my truck) good, fast, cheap...pick two 6010...its a hot rod (this one is also on my rig truck) |
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weldors get better penetration (this one is on my truck)
Reminds me of those "Co-ed naked" t shirts and bumper stickers My favorite was always: "Co-ed naked firefighting - Find 'em hot and Leave 'em Wet!" |
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Nuke the gay whales for Jesus
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I married Ms Right. I didn't know her first name was "Always".
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