Topic: What's the best bumper sticker you've ever seen? | |
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had quite a few on my car, but one that sticks in my head at the moment is
"Such a nice day, please don't f*%k it up!" |
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Orgasm Donor
& My drinking team has a racing problem |
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Take revenge, $#!t on a pigeon! Oh that's almost poetic! |
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quit honking...can't you see i'm on the PHONE!
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Does your train of thought have a caboose?
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if you can see this bummber sticker..stop riding my ass
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Grow your own dope, plant a man.
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I want to find one that says PLAY IT SAFE MUG A PACIFIST I know it's wrooong... |
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Lol, The funniest thing....i was driving home from work a few years ago, in the right lane there was an old green ford truck, It is slowly passing me, the driver had a cap on, pulled down to his ears, the truck was brown on the side from tobacco juice, where he had spat out the window....on the bumper was a sticker...it read, "I know Jack Schitt" |
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Lol, The funniest thing....i was driving home from work a few years ago, in the right lane there was an old green ford truck, It is slowly passing me, the driver had a cap on, pulled down to his ears, the truck was brown on the side from tobacco juice, where he had spat out the window....on the bumper was a sticker...it read, "I know Jack Schitt" |
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"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
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anti hummer pro jeep sticker.....
"If I wanted a hummer I would have asked your sister" |
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Funniest one I saw lately:
"Jesus Saves! Passes to Moses, shoots and scores!" |
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Funniest one I saw lately: "Jesus Saves! Passes to Moses, shoots and scores!" damn that's funny too! Or: JESUS LOVES YOU The rest of us hate your guts ...and a dozen variations on that idea |
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From 2004:
"REDEFEAT BUSH" |
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From 2004: "REDEFEAT BUSH" See, now that is really funny to me but for the opposite reasons intended! |
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lol, another one... "my son can beat the crap out of your honor student" |
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if your going to ride my azz, at least pull my hair !
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Another favorite of mine: VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS |
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How about: MY SON WAS INMATE OF THE MONTH At San Quentin Prison |
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