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Topic: let's updat the fairy tales
widowerseeking Joined Sun 10/29/06 Posts: 1831	Sat 02/23/08 07:27 PM
I will start it off with red riding hood-- she is 18 or 19, 36,24,34 wearing a low cut top and mini skirt. the wolf says I am going to eat you up, she stands with her hands on her hips moving her bottom in a circular motion, just saying "promises,promises promises...

countrybelle6471 Joined Fri 06/15/07 Posts: 3150	Sat 02/23/08 07:29 PM


Pretty_Good_Name Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 183	Sat 02/23/08 07:29 PM Edited by Pretty_Good_Name on Sat 02/23/08 07:29 PM
I prefer the classic grimms fairy tales , the ones that end in blood and guts. MuhAHhahAHha

PleaseCallMeKat Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 40	Sat 02/23/08 07:30 PM
this should be interesting to read as it goes along

Silentrob Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 1790	Sat 02/23/08 07:30 PM
I will start it off with red riding hood-- she is 18 or 19, 36,24,34 wearing a low cut top and mini skirt. the wolf says I am going to eat you up, she stands with her hands on her hips moving her bottom in a circular motion, just saying "promises,promises promises...

Silentrob Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 1790	Sat 02/23/08 07:30 PM
I prefer the classic grimms fairy tales , the ones that end in blood and guts. MuhAHhahAHha

brian325 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 4132	Sat 02/23/08 07:32 PM
gotta love those redheads

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Sat 02/23/08 07:32 PM
Little Miss Muffet Sat on her Tuffet Eating her Oatmeal and Grits Along came a Glider Dropped an A-Bomb beside her And blew Little Miss Muffet to bits I know it's wrong...

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Sat 02/23/08 07:32 PM
you're all sickos

Shaden Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 6118	Sat 02/23/08 07:33 PM
Little Miss Muffet Sat on her Tuffet Eating her Oatmeal and Grits Along came a Glider Dropped an A-Bomb beside her And blew Little Miss Muffet to bits I know it's wrong... That's horrible....aww!

ladyblack67 Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 2404	Sat 02/23/08 07:34 PM
gotta love those redheads lil' red is BRUNETTE

MsTeddyBear2u Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 22031	Sat 02/23/08 07:34 PM
I think I stumbled into the perverts club! Exit stage left! ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Sat 02/23/08 07:37 PM
Humpty Dumpty now lives in the 'hood sleeping in until two o'clock collecting disability benefits and social security.

widowerseeking Joined Sun 10/29/06 Posts: 1831	Sat 02/23/08 07:38 PM
call me kat, you must know one fairy tale you would like to change, go for it.

Shaden Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 6118	Sat 02/23/08 07:40 PM Edited by Shaden on Sat 02/23/08 07:43 PM
Well that's a little better than blowing Miss Muffet to bits (being bombed.) I love fairytales, a favorite pastime with my kids and when I was a kid. Ahh get image out of head----!!!

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Sat 02/23/08 07:45 PM
Hey now! Stop calling Miss Muffet a lush! She wasn't bombed, she was eating oatmeal and grits - not cornpone and moonshine!

countrybumpkin2u Joined Thu 02/21/08 Posts: 1238	Sat 02/23/08 07:48 PM
I thought "size" was well....DAG!!!

Shaden Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 6118	Sat 02/23/08 07:53 PM
Okay it's a little funny think of her being drunk. I have some old encylopedias with pictured fairytales.

MsTeddyBear2u Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 22031	Sat 02/23/08 07:55 PM
Peter peter pumpkin eater Had a wife and couldnt please her She keep peter in a pumpkin schell The other one hiden in the wishing well... Now see you all a bad influence on me...

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Sat 02/23/08 07:59 PM
Ya, Peter Pumpkin eater and his wife are now divorced. He hangs out at the sports bar Friday's after work and she's banging the guy that used to deliver their papers as a kid years ago.