I  could  go  ahead  and  say  that  its  always  tough  to  write  about  ourselves,  but  seriously,  we  all  have  done  this  before...  well,  ok,  *I've*  done  this  before.
I  thought  about  trying  to  think  of  something  witty  to  put  on  here  like  " I  just  wanted  to  find  some  free  online  shingles  and  they  are  asking  me  like  a  million  questions  about  my  romance  life,  gawd  I  just  want  to  fix  my  roof  for  cheap!"  but  then  again,  that  might  sound  hokey  or  maybe  even  phoney...  so  I  won't  do  that,  maybe  instead  I  will  say  something  romantic  like  " my  heart  is  bound  to  a  journey  of  epic  proportions,  venturing  into  the  shimmering  waters  of  your  affections,  searching  for  that  elusive  and  beautiful  thing  that  is  your  true  and  magnificent  spirit"  but  then  again  that  kinda  sounds  like  I  am  a  line  spewing  creep...  so  maybe  what  I  will  do  Is  just  write  about  what  I  thought  of  writing  about ,  I  mean,  In  a  worst  case  scenario  I  am  just  going  to  look  like  a  loser  and  that  might  not  matter  too  much  (you  know,  cause  no  body  I  know  is  going  to  read  this  thing  anyway)  
Wait,  what  if  someone  I  DO  KNOW  reads  this?!?  ok,  well  then  I  guess  I  am  going  to  need  a  contingency  plan  then...  here  it  is,  I  would  like  to  go  on  record  as  saying  that  this  is  merely  a  social  experiment  and  in  no  way  am  I  really  looking  to  meet  anyone  for  a  date,  so  if  you  know  me  in  person  please  disregard  this  profile  now  and  discontinue  reading  right  here.
(ok,  now  that  the  people  that  really  know  me  are  gone,  please,  please,  please  message  me!!!  I  am  so  desperate!!!  :D)
Anyway  that  is  my  dorky  profile  essay  I  hope  that  if  nothing  else  it  was  good  for  a  bit  of  a  chuckle  and  if  you  haven't  been  totally  put  off  by  my  ranting  feel  free  to  drop  me  a  line...  I   should  prolly  spell  check  this  now.
Oh,  and  by  the  way,  my  name  is  Mark.     :D
***  really?!?  Prolly  is  NOT  a  word? ***   hmmf.