100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: JSH Family. | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
I gotzzzzzzzzz my bloomers partiezzzzzzz hat on
 
Pazzzzzzzz me sum of dat azzzzzz kicker likker cuz Pata. 
Tina couldssss I pleazzzze have a ceegar 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Pata gurl...
ifn wez gonna do dis picture takin' I be needin' bout nother 4 inches in height to ma hair doo...  
And whars me new Orange Glow lip-goo??... 
Demonto..!! dag nab it...I done tolt ya not ta be usin me face paints ta fix dat paint job on yer ve-hickle now... 
Gonna hab ta ask ma gurl Tina ta make a qiuck stop at da Henny Penny's again... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
git to gooin and get that ceegar..
cuz pat keep dat licker away from that dar flame lets jump in the truc and get u sum more aqua net for urn hair and dag gum unk stop usin her glow lip goo dang I can come visit frm the city wit out this bourwar type picture taken |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
DAD GUMMIT GRANNY, TOO MUCH LIKKER BUNGED UP MAH PICKEM UP TRUK
AHMA GONNA HAFTA GO THIEF YOU UP SOME NEW PAINTS. GOT ME SOME TURPENTIME TO ADD TO DA MOONSHIME THO
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I be keepin dat likker away from the fire but cus Fett you bess keep dem lethal pharts to yaself o wéeze all gonna go up in flames...................
I´ma get my good wig on fo the pic........
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The house is so empty without the fabily
I´M DROWNIN MY SORROWS IN SOME SHINE
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dag-nab-it...I done fell and kant
reach ma beer... 
Sa much fer dat hip reee-placement dat day did ina big city...
WHAR BE MA FAMBLY???...Granny's gonna mess herself here.... 
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP..... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ahm home... Iwas visitin mah kin up north. ahm so happee to be back. damn day sho is fancee folks up dere. Do you know what day made me do?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dag-nab-it...I done fell and kant reach ma beer...
Sa much fer dat hip reee-placement dat day did ina big city...
WHAR BE MA FAMBLY???...Granny's gonna mess herself here....
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.....
Ah be gettin yer beer fer ya granny |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
PPPPPPPAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
My crazy neighbor with all the cats
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ahm home... Iwas visitin mah kin up north. ahm so happee to be back. damn day sho is fancee folks up dere. Do you know what day made me do? wha dem citi folk make you do |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
UNKEL DEMENTOS COOKIN EASSER GRUB
WE GOTS ALL KINDA VITTLES GOIN. YALL BRANG DA LIKKER AN SMOKES I GOT DA GRUB AN DA RUBBERS 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dem city folks at de hoochie bar gots me drunkzzzzzzz and madezzzzzzz me do a dance on a table and throweded moneyzzzz at me, yellin putz it back on, putzzzzzzzzz it back on.
I gotted nuff moneyzzzzzzz to takesss us`ns all to fancy eatin place namedeed afterzzz that old tv western Barf- A -Rosa. Yeeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwww...
Letssssss loadzz up Uncle Demento`s vehikle and goessss there.
Ceegars & Shine 4 everybody
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ahm home... Iwas visitin mah kin up north. ahm so happee to be back. damn day sho is fancee folks up dere. Do you know what day made me do? wha dem citi folk make you do day made me take mah shews off befour dey let me in da house AND day made me leave my goat outside. I was sooooo lonelee
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
I been at da neighbors house all day waitin on all yall.
yo home now cuz...............and keep dem boots on
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
AUNTIE PATA WUT YOU WANTIN FER EASSER VITTLES
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
PAPA FETTS,I WANT SOME VITTLES,AND (((((PATA))))) CAN BRING THE GLO IN THE DARK RUBBERS....IM GOIN TO FINISH FIXIN MY TREATS....
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Auntie Sherry............when did you comes into town??
so I gots my glow in da dark rain shoos on...........now what??
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
U NO
(((((PATA))))) I B HANG'N WITH PAPA FETT..HE'S BEEN LONELY 
|
|
|
|
|
