Yall get me every time wit dat pull my finger

sniff sniff..............

Ima bouts to pass out

You fell for dat agin? Dang cuz. I was thinkin wit all yer schoolin y'all'd be knowin bettuh

aw water.............I wouldn´t want my fabily to get gastitis


BUT ONE MO PULL MA FINGER WILL BE DA END OF ME FO SHO

YO AUNTIE HOOCHY MAMA

YALL AINT SEEN NO FANGER PULLIN LIKE MINES....ADMIT IT
YOU BE LOVIN MY PHARTS BABEEEEEEEE

Dang, yer last fart peeled sum of da paint offa da walls

AH HELL CUZIN LOOIE
DEMS WALLS NEEDS A FRESH COAT ANYHOO
WELL WIT ALL AUNTIES SMOKIN AND HURLIN

yeah, she be a wild un ain't she. Whoze side of da familee is she on anywho?

GRATE AUNT ON MAMAS UNKLEDADDYS SIDE

Happy Saint Paddies Day , all my inbred relatives.

Kizzzzzzzz me I`m Scottish

Gonna hitzzzzzzzzzz the hoochie bar ...sumthin aboudd a hoochie playin with bagpipes tonight on da staggggee , ansss doin this neww dance called a lapper dance

Don`tzzzzzz know what dat is, butt I`ma gunna findzzz out.

Ifin I getzzzzzz 2 oiled,I`ll call me un of dem dere taxicabs

Maybeees ifin i gets luckie, I bring back some hoochie dancers for usn`s. And bringsss granny and Pata some neude playmatezzz

YEEEEEE HAWWWWWWW CUZ
YALL BE BRANGIN DEMS BACK
HELL WAKES MAH ASS RITE UP
I BE SNOOZIN IN MAH SUNDAY GO TA MEETIN BEST

Sure will cuz

Will makezzzzzzzz sureses that the one I bring back for you has somezzzzzzz nice casaba melons and a good set of chokers. Soooooooozzzzzzzzz she can wrapzzzzzzz ya like a sammich.

you sure know how to sweet talk a gal
But let me tells ya dem pharts be waterin up my eyes worse den dem onions I be peelin all day

and rara........you bring dem hoochie playmates around my parts any day make sho she got all em teeth this time............

I`ll checzzzzk dem real good. Give em a tongue to makes sure they all dere and not falsies

Gotzzzzzzzz to pick granny up some new panties too. I useded her last ones to pick up dat last batch of hoochies.

Hi ho, hi ho, it`s off to find hoochies we goooooo

Where da fabily at today??????????????

YA´LL STILL HANGING WIT DEM HOOCHIE DANCERS???

I is jes pokin ma head in da house for a few. gots me sum thangs ter do twoday

I THANKS THAT BEOTCH GIVE ME DA CLAP

Is dat one of dem social diseases? I'm a sociable guy. How I be gettin one of dem?

IT WERE EZ CUZ JESS MAKE SHORE SHE BE REAL SOCIBLE TYPE

MAN IT BE BURNIN WIN ISA PEEIN

Serves ya right for messin wit dem socible types...........

bess just keep it in da fabily next time

have some of cuzins spooge..........that cures everytin

SEN ME 1 O DEM GURL CUZINS TO SOAK IT IN CIDER