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Edited by
rara777
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Sat 03/15/08 06:09 AM
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Heyzzzzzzzzzz ya`ll.
  G`Mornin to my famibly Damn, did somebodee gets the nummer of dat damn truck dat hit mee las nite. Sum of a beach, my fng heaaad hutzz. Damnnnnnnnnn city slackerzzzz l gets ya everytime. Shudda scene the tata`s  on dat damn pole dancer though. U talkin about bounce to da ounce ..Damnnnnnn, i still can`t foccus my eyes from the movementsss.
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So das where ya been spendin all yo money???????????
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Dang cuz
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I feel like eatin me some crab cakes
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I feel like eatin me some crab cakes I thought that was a different reality/story!!
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wa cha talkin bout cuz...........NO GET ON OUT THERE AND FETCH ME SOME CRABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh wait...........I got some of dem already
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wa cha talkin bout cuz...........NO GET ON OUT THERE AND FETCH ME SOME CRABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait...........I got some of dem already C'mere and lemme have some of dem crabs |
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Got dat miracle spooge, yes you do
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Got dat miracle spooge, yes you do Ya know dat gurl. When anybodee asks ya whose got da best spooge around whaddya tell em?
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Dat der ain´t no better spooge than ma cuzzin waterluuuus
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Booty Bounce Pata
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THATS WHAT CUZINS DO
we tight like dat
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THATS WHAT CUZINS DO we tight like dat Ain't no sweetuh kin den you.
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HOWDY KIN FOLK
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Hey Uncle..................Got any money??
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Hey Uncle..................Got any money?? Whatcha needin money fer? I gots a 1.39 no that's a button. I gots a 1.38. It's all yers. now kin I hae sum ah dat pie?
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I gotzzzzz 20 dollaars cuz..
Lets you, Pata, and me go to dat diner down the road and give em a eyefull. I been ating beenzz and weenies , so I gots a good case of stinkers  . I canss hold the stankers till we get to the diner, just so we can gets a good seat for somma dat dere pie. Aw hell I forgot granny, we can take her too, seenens as how we just gonna eat pie. On the way back we can hit the still for some moon, it should be ready by now
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Pie is just sittin der waitin to be eaten.........
so weez goin to dinner..........I ain´t sitten next to ya cuz rara if you got some stankers goin on how bouts I tape a mint to ya butt??? 
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TAKE IT FROM A PROFESHNAL FARTIN MAN
USE 1 O DEM THAR DRYER SHEETS DOWN DA BACKSIDE O YOR DRAWERS DEM JUS FILTER ON THRU
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I useded those before. They work fine, butt they leave a rash.
 It hurtzzzzzz scratchin yo azz wid a rash. Butt dey doo makezzzz your fluffers smell purty. Cuz Pata, pullzzz my finger. PHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT  Damnnnnnnn dat felt good You can tape a mint to me cuz, but it`ll makezzzzzz me break out into doozzze damnnnnnn yellerheads. The only thangggggg dat getsssss rid o dos is some moonshine dat is a week old. BOTTOMS UP
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