GOOD TA SEEZ YA GRANNY


CUZIN SHERRY,GO BACK 2 WENCE YOU CUMMED FRUM

Unkie Demento

Gotzzz any Ceegars & Shine

Granny gottzzz a date

Wezzzuns can go to town to dat " Hoochie Bar "

Were da hell everybodiezzzz att

oh yeah dats right granny`s on a hotties date with her new boy toy. Go granny go

Cuz Pata went on vacation.

Cuz Loo chasin dem dammnnn goatzzz again

Unkie Demento pazzed out in the back seat ofn the car

Cuz Sherry gotted some clothezzzez and is tryin em on

Guessn I gotzzz to holdzzz the furt down till someone elsn stops by.


Good thang I gotzzz some CEEGARS and some Shine

Dagnabit...

Dat der city fella took me fer a ride
right-nough...

Tink dat I be stickin' to ma yard-dog asn he
ain't gonna leave me standin' beside da road...

Now whar dat dog be???...

((( GRANNY )))

I izzzzzzzzz soooooooo gladzzzzzzzzzz to see my Baby Gurl

Dat damnn dog o urn was humping my leg when i wazzzzzzz pazzzzzzed out . I took him to the vet to getzzzzzzz his damn gahoonies cutzz off. .. Ol bass turd is lucky the vet wasn`t der today.

In factzzzzzzz I thinkzzz hezzzzzz on yournzzz legg now.

Dam-it Rara....

Ya done made me laugh sa hard that I
shot ma teeth out ta da other side o' da fence..

Gets ober here and buss I one....

But you be touchin' that o'hounds goonies
and yer gonna be next... Done cut plenty
o'bull on dis here farm...And I still got's me knife...

Dam-mit Granny

Izzz ain`t scurred of thtazzzzzz der knife. ..But shaitt I gotzzzzzzz to sleepzzznnn sometimezzzzzz.

I seeded whatzzzzzz you did to damnnnnnn poor bullsss . Poor son a beechezzzzzz still walkenzz human legged.


But dat damnnnnnn dog o urn ridezzzzzzz my damn leg againzzz. I`m a gonna letzzzzzzzzz his azzz outzzz to playsin da traffic.


Heyyyyyyyyy waitzzzzzz a minute Granny. Letzzzzzz take Bowser to dat dere Hoochie bar and let him humpppp the pole dancers leggzzz . Hell the little shaitt might makes usn some monies, and getzzz usn`s some free drinks. Andzzzzz it mightzzzzzz n keepzzzz his horney liddle azzzzzzzz fromn humpin ours leggzzzzz.

Kwitcher-bytchin' Rara...

I done seen howz ya be lookin' at Cuz Waters when he gets
all likered up and be chasin' dat Pata now...

Dawg gets ta feelin' da same...

Guessesss me and the litter feller gotzzzzzz somedin in commonzzzzz then


Granny.... Getzzzzzzzzzz yourzzznnn good go to meetinzzz blommerzz on ..We gonna go outzzz and getzzz crazzziezzzss tonitezz OK.

GOTT DAMM


YALL BE JAWIN UP A STOME IN THIS HERE HOLE

GRANNY


CUZ RARA-TIME A WE DOOS SUM DRANKIN FASS

Dimento..

Jawwin's about alls dat I kane do
as Rara done made me laugh sa hard dat I
done spit ma teeth ober dare and kant findum...

YA KNOW I WAS MOWIN AN SHOT A SET O STORE BOUGHT TEEF RIGHT BACK IN YALLS YARD.
U AN CUZ AHAD ME LAFFIN SO HARD I THINKS I PEED A LITTLE

I guess dat waz whut hits de out-house den...

I done thout it were sum a dem white-shoe, white-belt
wearin' foller da ball around da grass and ask whut for all
da time fellas frum across da way...

Just watch outn fer da dawg...He gots dat Spring Fever
and be humpin' anyting dat don't move...

well much oblige fer da warnin
i jess put on clean dungarees lass week an don wanna git dawg spunk on em

Bedder he spunkin on your jeans Unkie than minessss.

He holdzzzzzzzzz on and ridezzzzzzzzz like der is no tomorroyy .Horney dammmnnnnn mutt.

we needzzzzzzzz to takezzzzzzz him to de hoochie bar with us n get him fixxxered up.

I was nubducted by aliens......................

I dink they did somfin to my brane.............

I could use a bottle and a ceegar cuz...........

Dang et gurlie...

Be nubducted er be foolin'wit dem old
geezers at cuz waters homestead don't matter mush
ta me...

But Iz had me a date wid a City feller and ya had me bestest
drawers again...Damn gurl...what be wrong with da bloomers dat
ya gots last week at da Henny-penny?...

Cuz ((( Pata )))

((( Granny )))

My Babygurls izzzzzzzzz backn homezzz. I gotzzz some new CEEGARS and SHINE


Letzzzz usn`s has usn`s a Sundaeeeeeee nitezzzzzz party.

RARA
THATS THE LASS TIME I BE GOIN TO THAT THAR HOOCHY BAR WITCHA
I GOTS ME SUMMA DEM SABERTOOFED CROTCH CRITTERS.
NEBER AGIN


TIL NEX TIME

Pazzzezzz Unkie the A-200.

Disssssssssss`lllllllll getzzzzzzzz ridzzzzzzzz of em.


Not minezzzzzzzz fault you gotzzzzzzzzz the pantzerzzzzzz lobsterzzz . I telled you to stay away from dat der Hoochie that wazzzzzzzzzzzz hangin all over`n you . Ya could seezzzzzzzzz them dere dammmmmmnnnnnnn critters crawlinzzzzzz offen her sayin herezzzzzzz Babyzzzzzzzz I gotzzzzzzzzzz sumptin foreee you`zn.