Did you get a refund at least?

By the way, I thought you were smart. Don't you know E-Harmony only matches people with others over 100 miles away without photos and with blank profiles? That was what I heard. I'm disheartened.

But no matches at all? Hmmmmmmm... maybe I should've joined, but then you wouldn't have caught that little spark there with Jist!

I took their "Free 29-point matching profile" thing a couple years back, and they told me I was unmatchable. And that may be true, but I thought it was cruel of them to phrase it that way. I would have preferred something more euphemistic, like "partnerarily challenged." But no. Dr. Neil Patrick Harris, it turns out, is very religious, and doesn't want atheists on his website. (Or gay people, either, I heard later on.)



Yeah, every cloud has a silver mustache....

Wait, that's not right....

No, trust me, it is!!

Speechless....

Can't we just stalk Lex together? Think of it as quality and quantity time, with mutual penultimate goals...C'mon....Pretty please? With sugar on top... as you no longer have any teeth, your sugar intake would hardly matter.

i just click yes to be nice.
i dont really care if i know them.
i just like browsing and clicking yes.

thrue.. I athually meanth speethless.

How could it be "being nice"?

I'm confused. Confounded. Befuddled. Exasperated. Bewildered.

You should click yes on people you're interested in.....

Lex.....what questions would you have to answer??? I didn't even ask the full question about the webcam.......

Lilith if you want to know....email me...

none of my mutual matches write back ..i dont need your pity clicks !!

Dr. Phil says one of the best ways to keep love alive is to embark on a project together, something that you both do because you want to, not just to please the other person. Get real! Don't hand me a ocelot and tell me it's a turkey sandwich.

We've already got one of those 'projects'. Which has absolutely nothing to do with you ~ You will be relieved to know!

Is that a "No"?

I dunno Lex...I have met like 50 people in my area...You have stop going for those Russian ladies me thinks and start searchin in your own area!!!!!!

Yea well.. I bet he is gonna ask: What part of Russia do you actually live in!

I'm not in Russia...It's him that has a thing for the Russian ladies...

She's in Canada

I just went & click a few of mine found a wild biker that just got out of prison & when I viewed his profile the mutt matches doesn't go back to him..
Again the love of my life could of just slipped threw my fingers.

I some how got a cute guy in England out of it thou.

Hey I didn't say they were 50 reupatable people...

Oh, I tried that. They won't talk to me. They don't reply to e-mails and they don't post in the forums, so it's kind of hard to establish any communication. The Russian girls are a lot friendlier, and they all look exactly like Hilary Duff in "Cheaper by the Dozen." They must have a factory over there.

lex, you have got to be mistaken, several of those russian women look just like marilyn monroe did when she posed for her famous calender picture.