Topic: MM: Why Does This Happen?
lilith401's photo
Wed 02/20/08 10:24 AM

My tee shirt was going to say...."I traveled 897,000 miles and he still won't talk to me!!"


OMG... LMAO.... You rock! laugh

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Wed 02/20/08 10:26 AM

My tee shirt was going to say...."I traveled 897,000 miles and he still won't talk to me!!"


You're a marketing genius! I would hire you to be my agent, but after that Selena thing, well, you know....there's that old saying about mixing business with pleasure with stalking....

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lilith401's photo
Wed 02/20/08 10:28 AM
I'm soooo jealous.....explode explode explode explode

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Wed 02/20/08 10:30 AM

I'm soooo jealous.....explode explode explode explode

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Don't be upset, there's plenty of me for everyone to stalk....

Well, there's a sentence I never would have anticipated saying before....


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Wed 02/20/08 10:30 AM
I promise I won't go bonkers on you like that!!! Please it is my dream to work with you like that!!devil devil devil devil




Then I can at least get you on video!!devil devil devil

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Wed 02/20/08 10:31 AM
Maybe it should be renamed 'Mythical Match' bigsmile

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Wed 02/20/08 10:43 AM

I promise I won't go bonkers on you like that!!! Please it is my dream to work with you like that!!devil devil devil devil

Then I can at least get you on video!!devil devil devil


Be careful what you ask for!

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Wed 02/20/08 01:32 PM


I'm soooo jealous.....explode explode explode explode

sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad


Don't be upset, there's plenty of me for everyone to stalk....

Well, there's a sentence I never would have anticipated saying before....


Thanks, Lex. Kind words will keep me in "nice" stalker mode. laugh

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Wed 02/20/08 01:38 PM
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Wed 02/20/08 01:41 PM
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Wed 02/20/08 01:45 PM

Thanks, Lex. Kind words will keep me in "nice" stalker mode.




I should be disturbed that my girl is actively stalking someone that is much closer geographically then I am... But.. What the hell. I suppose that means I can stalk someone too?
Who wants to be my next victim?

~No.. not you Lex. You aren't my type~

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Wed 02/20/08 01:48 PM


Thanks, Lex. Kind words will keep me in "nice" stalker mode.




I should be disturbed that my girl is actively stalking someone that is much closer geographically then I am... But.. What the hell. I suppose that means I can stalk someone too?
Who wants to be my next victim?

~No.. not you Lex. You aren't my type~


Wait, wait, think about this before you make any final decisions....


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Wed 02/20/08 01:52 PM

Wait, wait, think about this before you make any final decisions....


Nope. I'm pretty sure that 'stash of yours will tickle. So...that is my final answer.

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Wed 02/20/08 01:55 PM


Wait, wait, think about this before you make any final decisions....


Nope. I'm pretty sure that 'stash of yours will tickle. So...that is my final answer.


OK, you can't blame a guy for trying. Actually, if Gem sees this, I may have to answer a few questions....

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Wed 02/20/08 01:57 PM

OK, you can't blame a guy for trying. Actually, if Gem sees this, I may have to answer a few questions....


Well.. if ya really wanted me.. You'd shave the 'stash.

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Wed 02/20/08 01:57 PM
Lex, how does one even attempt to match you????


I mean really....c'mon....UNIQUE means what exactly?

And how would a computer be able to find a match for that?

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Wed 02/20/08 02:00 PM



Wait, wait, think about this before you make any final decisions....


Nope. I'm pretty sure that 'stash of yours will tickle. So...that is my final answer.


OK, you can't blame a guy for trying. Actually, if Gem sees this, I may have to answer a few questions....


Lex, just give her the same story as you give the people at the Red Cross when you donate blood....

1. Have you ever had sex for drugs or money? ummm...no?
2. Have you ever had sex with a man? ummm...I don't think so, she looked so real...

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Wed 02/20/08 02:07 PM

Lex, how does one even attempt to match you????


I mean really....c'mon....UNIQUE means what exactly?

And how would a computer be able to find a match for that?

bigsmile devil


Oh, so you're the one who handles the matches for eHarmony! That explains everything!

Hi, Lee, good to see you back here again!

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Wed 02/20/08 02:08 PM

Lex, just give her the same story as you give the people at the Red Cross when you donate blood....

1. Have you ever had sex for drugs or money? ummm...no?
2. Have you ever had sex with a man? ummm...I don't think so, she looked so real...


They won't take my blood anymore. Apparently, it's "unmatchable." At least, that's what Dr. Neil Clark Warren told me....


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Wed 02/20/08 02:11 PM
I thought mine just had evey guy in the USA on my Mutt Matches.
I click for a hour or so some times & never got to the end..
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