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Topic: Bra Shopping.....Not Intended To Offend Anyone
WHACKEEEONE Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 657	Tue 02/19/08 08:44 AM Edited by WHACKEEEONE on Tue 02/19/08 09:01 AM
A very flat-chested Woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, ?Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?? The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, ?Do you have anything for this?? The lady looked closely at her and replied, ?Have you tried Clearasil??

coco56 Joined Sun 06/24/07 Posts: 12347	Tue 02/19/08 08:46 AM


blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Tue 02/19/08 08:46 AM
Yikes...poor thing!!!

sweetjeep Joined Sat 01/05/08 Posts: 1165	Tue 02/19/08 08:46 AM


funnydude Joined Sat 05/19/07 Posts: 553	Tue 02/19/08 08:48 AM
I wonder how many blondes are offended by that

ColleenAnn Joined Mon 08/06/07 Posts: 2045	Tue 02/19/08 08:49 AM


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katrina_4888 Joined Fri 05/04/07 Posts: 1755	Tue 02/19/08 08:51 AM
I wonder how many blondes are offended by that being blonde doesn't always mean you're flat-chested.

celticpride0280 Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 539	Tue 02/19/08 08:53 AM
36 C perfecto!!

littleredhen Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6837	Tue 02/19/08 08:53 AM
OMG Whackee I love the Chi Chi pic!

WHACKEEEONE Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 657	Tue 02/19/08 08:57 AM
OMG Whackee I love the Chi Chi pic! Lol....thanks

txscowgirl Joined Thu 01/24/08 Posts: 136	Tue 02/19/08 08:57 AM
im glad im the size i am

celticpride0280 Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 539	Tue 02/19/08 08:59 AM
im glad im the size i am Got Milk??

WHACKEEEONE Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 657	Tue 02/19/08 08:59 AM
I wonder how many blondes are offended by that None I hope....but if anyone is...everyone is adult enough to realize it could be about any color hair.

WHACKEEEONE Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 657	Tue 02/19/08 09:04 AM
I wonder how many blondes are offended by that There.....I changed it to read Woman......lol

Xmegxmisfortunex Joined Wed 01/02/08 Posts: 290	Tue 02/19/08 09:10 AM
yeah, thank god im blessed, lol.

hunter870 Joined Fri 01/26/07 Posts: 772	Tue 02/19/08 09:16 AM
That was my exwife and I still get a laughin atack when I think about it Thank you for the laugh

mommyof1 Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 25303	Tue 02/19/08 09:17 AM
that's just funny, i dont care who ya are

WHACKEEEONE Joined Tue 11/20/07 Posts: 657	Tue 02/19/08 09:33 AM
That was my exwife and I still get a laughin atack when I think about it Thank you for the laugh Anytime.....lol

celticpride0280 Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 539	Tue 02/19/08 09:43 AM
yeah, thank god im blessed, lol. Can I see?

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