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Dear diary.......wherez the maid??? whereeeeeeez the massuese>? whereeeeeeez the beef???
  
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Edited by
chevylover1965
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Tue 02/19/08 11:56 PM
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i hope the maid is wearing those little outfit's
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She has lost it People
 
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i hope the maid is wearing those little outfit's !
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She has lost it People
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It's Hammer Time
My, my, my, my music hits me so hard Makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet Feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh you can't touch I told you homeboy,can't touch this Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know, can't touch this Look in my eyes man, can't touch this Yo let me bust the funky lyrics, you can’t touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on Pump a little bit and let them know it's going on Like that, like that Cold on a mission so fall on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh they can't touch Yo I told you, can't touch this Why you standing there man, can't touch this Yo sound the bell school is in sucker , can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making no sweat that's what I'm giving 'em So now they know You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show That's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe Or a tape to learn What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn The charts legit Either work hard or you might as well quit [U Can't Touch This lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] That's word because you know Can't touch this Can't touch this Break it down! (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Stop! Hammer time! Go with the flow it is said If you can't move to this then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Now move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this Look man, can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't,can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in, break it down! (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Stop! Hammer time! Can't touch this Can't touch this Can't touch this Break it down! (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Stop! Hammer time! Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don’t hit I toured around the world from London to The Bay It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play Can't touch this Can't touch this Can't touch this Yea, Can't touch this I told you, can't touch this Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here, you can't touch this |
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you are so funny |
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HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
<-------cranks up MC HAMMER......CANT TOUCH THIS!!!
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<----NOTICES CATS ARE NOW DANCING IN THE BACKGROUND
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Can't touch this <<<<-------------------<<<<
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HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
<-------cranks up MC HAMMER......CANT TOUCH THIS!!!
Cranks up DJ Gary Coleman........Can't Reach That!!!! |
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It's Hammer Time
My, my, my, my music hits me so hard Makes me say oh my Lord Thank you for blessing me With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet Feels good when you know you're down A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown And I'm known as such And this is a beat uh you can't touch I told you homeboy,can't touch this Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know, can't touch this Look in my eyes man, can't touch this Yo let me bust the funky lyrics, you can’t touch this Fresh new kicks and pants You got it like that now you know wanna dance So move out of your seat And get a fly girl and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on Pump a little bit and let them know it's going on Like that, like that Cold on a mission so fall on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a beat uh they can't touch Yo I told you, can't touch this Why you standing there man, can't touch this Yo sound the bell school is in sucker , can't touch this Give me a song or rhythm Making no sweat that's what I'm giving 'em So now they know You talk about the Hammer when you’re talking ‘bout a show That's hyped and tight Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe Or a tape to learn What it's gonna take in the 90's to burn The charts legit Either work hard or you might as well quit [U Can't Touch This lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] That's word because you know Can't touch this Can't touch this Break it down! (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Stop! Hammer time! Go with the flow it is said If you can't move to this then you probably are dead So wave your hands in the air Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner Now move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this Look man, can't touch this You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't,can't touch this Ring the bell school's back in, break it down! (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Stop! Hammer time! Can't touch this Can't touch this Can't touch this Break it down! (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Stop! Hammer time! Every time you see me, that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' records that just don’t hit I toured around the world from London to The Bay It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer and the rest can go and play Can't touch this Can't touch this Can't touch this Yea, Can't touch this I told you, can't touch this Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here, you can't touch this |
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Rewind!!!!
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i hope the maid is wearing those little outfit's !
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so what ya up to
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Play it again so i can move my two left feet you Can't touch this
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so what ya up to
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Hitches up the wagon and is ready to party at the barn raising.
"Amish Paradise" As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Crusoe It's as primitive as can be We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish paradise Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish paradise There's no cops or traffic lights Living in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish paradise |
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so what ya up to
I forgot |
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