Topic: SEX AFTER DEATH - LMAOOOOOO
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Mon 02/18/08 08:21 AM

Sex After Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.

Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact, "Connie….Connie. "

"Is that you, Joe?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What’s it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."

TERI: "Oh, Joe you surely must be in heaven."



"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona!"

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Mon 02/18/08 08:23 AM
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Mon 02/18/08 08:23 AM
Good one !!!laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 02/18/08 08:31 AM
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Mon 02/18/08 08:46 AM
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Mon 02/18/08 12:09 PM
Good One

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Mon 02/18/08 12:24 PM
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Mon 02/18/08 12:27 PM
Dam.. this az eagle thought that rabbit tasted funny....laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 02/18/08 12:37 PM
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Mon 02/18/08 12:44 PM
drinker Sounds Fabulous!! Never thought I would be jealous of a rabbit!laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 02/18/08 12:44 PM
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Mon 02/18/08 12:45 PM
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