Topic: Worst Valentine Days Card
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Thu 02/14/08 03:33 PM
ok, I stole this idea from someone while I was lurking around the threads, sorry to whoever I took it from....Or maybe I was just inspired...smokin

To hell with Valentines, write your own card to your ex, the one that got away or the one that left you feeling like cr@p...here's mine:

Outside cover: Happy VD love...:heart:
Inside cover: I need to inform you I have venerial disease.



bad_girl's photo
Thu 02/14/08 03:35 PM
laugh laugh

ok, I stole this idea from someone while I was lurking around the threads, sorry to whoever I took it from....Or maybe I was just inspired...smokin

To hell with Valentines, write your own card to your ex, the one that got away or the one that left you feeling like cr@p...here's mine:

Outside cover: Happy VD love...:heart:
Inside cover: I need to inform you I have venerial disease.




MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Thu 02/14/08 03:36 PM
Ouch! laugh



pilgrimandpagan's photo
Thu 02/14/08 03:36 PM
mine

(woman on cover digging through halmark shelfs makeing a mess)
inside card-(woman on floor now looking sad woman"they dont have a card that says fu** off and die"

merlot42's photo
Thu 02/14/08 03:39 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue...

I'd rather jam a pencil in my eye
then spend another day with you!indifferent

merlot42's photo
Thu 02/14/08 03:39 PM
Edited by merlot42 on Thu 02/14/08 03:40 PM
LMAO@ bleep off and die....laugh

ADiamond's photo
Thu 02/14/08 03:42 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue...

I'd rather jam a pencil in my eye
then spend another day with you!indifferent


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Thu 02/14/08 03:53 PM
I can feel the love in the room, cant you?
laugh

Lily0923's photo
Thu 02/14/08 03:58 PM
front cover: To the most wonderful former lover ever

inside cover: It is so wonderful that you are former.

RainbowTrout's photo
Thu 02/14/08 04:00 PM
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Okay, I am sorry for what I said.
No, I am not trying to start an argument with you.
Just go back to bed.
Its just a observation; Don't be so jittery.
You don't have to call the police.
Damn it; Do you have to take everything so literary?
I am leaving again, Terese.
What the hell was I thinking?
I just thought you would like the card.
No, I haven't been drinking.
I hope you have friends in the nut ward.

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Thu 02/14/08 04:01 PM
you know what would be a really bad and scary one? if a person smeared their blood on a card and made it the shape of a heart!now that would be creepysick

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Thu 02/14/08 04:17 PM

front cover: To the most wonderful former lover ever

inside cover: It is so wonderful that you are former.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Thu 02/14/08 04:19 PM
what is this valentine's day
i keep hearing about?